>>9938538

Correct answer. What a pussy. If anyone ever tells me to clean their feet, I'm unzipping my fly.

>>9938777

They should send her over to me for, uh, safe keeping. I have a secure facility with 4 bed posts.

>>9938801

>>9938806

I'd rather just be stupid. There's no way this thing isn't going to cause horrible brain tumors.

>>9938913

I won't have much need for shopping, or working, or social interaction if they try to force it on me. But I don't think it's going to get to that point. I think everyone's going to learn about killswitch functionality first.

>>9938992

There's no way they'd give you a brain implant that "increased your intelligence" without a remote emergency shutdown feature that drops you on the spot.