Are you a false prophet?
Am I?
Did I drunkenly stumble in to the secrets of the universe?
Did a disease named after a beer cure my alcoholism?
Did anyone else catch how funny God really is?
I am sorry for all the wrongs I have ever done God. I apologize to you in front of the world. You did this to me though. You made me what I am, and I forgive you.
I’m not important. I’m nothing. My story isn’t the one that needs to be told, but I am the Author Henry.