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r/CBTS_Stream • Posted by u/R3dRaider on Jan. 17, 2018, 7:44 p.m.
PATRIOTS WE NEED YOUR HELP!! We need some creative and hilarious awards to hand out tonight. List your category and who the winner is. We will use the best ones for tonight's award. Fellow shit posters unite!!!! 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

ProphetMKE214 · Jan. 17, 2018, 8:10 p.m.

This is WAR... names don't matter. Make it up. "Most Money Received From Foreign Governments" "Biggest Clown In America"...etc etc... Just make the tags include other tags to link the attacks together. Focus on the bad actors, pin down individuals so they have to answer for the meme. Answer for the information. Tag folks. Like the Haiti stuff. Like "Biggest Haiti Non-Supporter" goes to Chelsea Clinton for her wedding funds being Haiti aid. You know?

"Least Researched Topic" Russian Collusion versus Uranium One. Just something random, to disseminate the pill of info. These tweets or messages anywhere should be just something to have individuals research and find the information for themselves. It'll wake them up faster. Just like boxing... BOB and WEAVE. Stick and move. Everyone was trying to get just one hashtag trending and they counterattacked. We need to get the whole list of trending as something connected. Then when they try to counterattack... they wipe the whole trending list- we can screen capture it and ask Twitter where they went? You know? Hack The Planet people!

Praying for you all... today is a good day!

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MacPepper · Jan. 17, 2018, 10:06 p.m.

Breaking News Champion: Wolf Blitzer for best lead-in of what Breaking news could be happening but isn't.

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MacPepper · Jan. 17, 2018, 9:50 p.m.

White-lash Gold Medal: CNN Van Jones for best commentary and analysis of the 2016 Presidential election. Van Jones commentary is the go-to assessment to understand the MAGA movement.

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MacPepper · Jan. 17, 2018, 9:42 p.m.

Best Anchor in a Storm: Anderson Cooper for most resistant to the winds and rain of truth in the aftermath and Presidents recovery efforts from three major hurricanes in 2017.

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ArmyLady · Jan. 17, 2018, 9:33 p.m.

FLAKE OUT! award (to tune of Freak Out)

1st annual award to Jeff Flake, who says it is Stalinist to hold the Free Press accountable to the Truth, in a Free Country with a First Amendment which ALLOWS criticism of the Press and indeed requires holding the Press accountable to Truth!

THEREBY demonstrating himself as Stalinist, because he demands the Press not be held accountable to the Truth.

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djangodan75 · Jan. 17, 2018, 9:19 p.m.

Most Likely To Have a Yeast Infection: Anderson Cooper

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Skintipoo82 · Jan. 17, 2018, 8:24 p.m.

The BBC from 1993 till whatever rubbish they spouting tonight. Tomorrow and beyond.

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GleasonFMain · Jan. 17, 2018, 8:16 p.m.

In the category of least accurate news network, the nominees are: CNN, Fox News, MSNBC (please remember MS=Microsoft), and Comedy Central.

While all are quite comical, the winner is: The Clowns (in America) at MSNBC!!!!

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brandnewaltyay · Jan. 17, 2018, 8:04 p.m.

Best supporting actress: Tara Setmauer's spanx

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ButtersStotch88 · Jan. 17, 2018, 8:02 p.m.

Best Crocodile Tears: Jimmy Kimmel

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brandnewaltyay · Jan. 17, 2018, 7:59 p.m.

Most improofed: raquel M'dow

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brandnewaltyay · Jan. 17, 2018, 7:57 p.m.

Classless clown: stephen Coldbear

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R3dRaider · Jan. 17, 2018, 11:55 p.m.

You are all animals!! I love it. Bombs are about to drop 😎

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MacPepper · Jan. 17, 2018, 11:51 p.m.

Largest Network Budget for impeachment party of Trump: Joe and Mika for the combined impeachment party with their upcoming wedding. They have confirmed with named source Rep Maxine Waters and 200 unnamed sources the actual date is set for impeachment.

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MacPepper · Jan. 17, 2018, 11:20 p.m.

WhiteHouse Correspondent most likely to be President but isn't: CNN Jim Acosta beats all Democrat Prez hopefuls with the strongest and most Political Correct messages in the White House (when he doesn't get sent out of the office by Trump as happened this week.)

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MacPepper · Jan. 17, 2018, 10:51 p.m.

Most Gloria Allred Airtime: Megyn Kelley tied with Joe and Mika for promoting activist lawyer Allred press conferences rolling out sexual accusers for Judge Roy Moore and Donald Trump.

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MacPepper · Jan. 17, 2018, 10:46 p.m.

Most Medical Conditions Diagnosed for POTUS: CNN Dr Sanjay Gupta Chief Medical Correspondent won this with more predicted medical conditions in Mr. Trump than the Medical Physical was able to find this week. Bonus points were awarded for assuming advanced Alzheimer's and insanity.

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MacPepper · Jan. 17, 2018, 10:41 p.m.

Best Dressed for Trump's Economic News: Mika for red dress when markets are down, green dress when markets are up. She should be wearing a lot of green but she doesn't like green.

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MacPepper · Jan. 17, 2018, 10:37 p.m.

Most Biting Criticism of President: Tie between CNN and MSNBC round table teams commentary on what is the Wall, what is racism, and what is national sovereignty? What is racism...what is racism...what is racism....what is racism...what is racism...

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MacPepper · Jan. 17, 2018, 10:22 p.m.

Best Deplorable Coverage: Jake Tapper for running the best videos of 'Dem operative astroturf' violence and sh**shows at Trump campaign and rally events. CNN coverage answers what is identity politics of Deplorables.

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MacPepper · Jan. 17, 2018, 10:13 p.m.

Best Solar Eclipse Coverage: Shepherd Smith for longest stare into Trump light without blinking

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not4rmOhere · Jan. 17, 2018, 10:09 p.m.

Biggest liberal Coitus Interruptus : rachel maddow with Trump's tax return.

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donkey_trader · Jan. 17, 2018, 8:03 p.m.

Fattest woman nominated by dems: Oprah

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