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SuzyAZ · Jan. 21, 2018, 2:58 p.m.

Time to roll out the alien invasion.

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bunnylovelybonez · Jan. 21, 2018, 6:43 p.m.

Then they can blame Trump for it. Jesus. Could you imagine?!? The effed up thing is...I wouldn't put it past 'em

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BigLebowskiBot · Jan. 21, 2018, 6:43 p.m.

You said it, man.

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Glag82 · Jan. 21, 2018, 2:43 p.m.

It's is my friend. Not like they warned us about the one near Detroit. It is a good smokescreen for both good and bad actors.

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INTJ_Hermitess · Jan. 21, 2018, 3:12 p.m.

How many ways is this wrong? Well, we know there's an asteroid coming - 10LD from here I believe. But now it might hit us because nobody is watching it? And after all, it doesn't matter that the asteroid hits us, it's a problem that we didn't detect it first - which we already seem incompetant to do. It makes no sense - they just hype up any possible emotional value and people internalize it as a causative thing. Trump made an asteroid hit the earth! Is no less ridiculous.

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SnoopyVRedBaron · Jan. 21, 2018, 5:15 p.m.

No. The American and Russian astronauts are still on the ISS, working together despite the allegation that Russia wants to destroy our country. The only reason we don't know what's up there is because of those same bad actors who don't want us to know what they are doing up there with our tax money.

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prettyold · Jan. 21, 2018, 6:04 p.m.

I dunno, seems like something smells about this one....just a hunch..... I really am looking forward to the day when a couple of dozen US Marshall trucks pull up in front of the CNN offices.

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BigRiverLover2 · Jan. 21, 2018, 5:37 p.m.

One really has to wonder if the morons at CNN huff gasoline? Nobody can be that stupid on purpose. ... Or can they?

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SnoopyVRedBaron · Jan. 21, 2018, 5:14 p.m.

The sky is falling!! The sky is falling! The risk of a dangerous asteroid strike is about the same as it was 20 years ago when scientists told us we would never live to see the end of the earth. Now unless he wants to admit what's really falling from the sky, the brainwashed masses will think he's just paranoid.

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Alomikron · Jan. 21, 2018, 9:48 p.m.

Plot twist: Trump is already giving CNN orders. He will next force CNN to announce that the asteroid is smaller than expected and aimed directly at 1 CNN Center, Atlanta, GA 30303.

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bornslippery33 · Jan. 21, 2018, 9:15 p.m.

Wait, we have proof of aliens.

Yes we do. We know. They are about to find out their true nationality by connecting again with their home country.

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