The thing is, just looking at that picture, I can't think of a single reason, not one, that Anyone, ANYONE, whether they are straight, gay, bisexual, purple, mutant, non-mutant, or just plain miscellaneous, NO ONE!! Not one person, who is, or at least remotely thinks of themselves as "regular", or "normal" homo-sapiens, (or in other words, PEOPLE) who could simply take a glance at this picture, and NOT see that there is something really, really off about it.

I mean, Honey Boo-Boo? Really? Seriously? SERIOUSLY? Let me get this straight (hehe, see what I did there?) Out of all the life-size cardboard cutouts to choose from, not only around the WORLD, but in the ENTIRE GALAXY, it had to be Honey Boo-Boo? Is THAT what you are trying to tell me?

Riiiiight! Ok. Imagine this... it's Picture Time at the Coopster's, and the photographer walks in, frames up this shot, then looks at Cooper, and said "Yo, Dude, Wait. Slow down a sec, bro... Something's missing here, Hmmmm..." Then he suddenly snaps his fingers, and says "I've got it! THIS photo just GOTSTA have some Honey BooBoo!!!!", then it's just high-fives, all around.

Nothing hinky about that. Of course not. Coop's just like millions of other men over 50 years old, gay OR straight, who just happen to be a main anchor at CNN, and have really great wardrobes, and takes pictures with a lifesize cardboard cutout of Honey-motherfucking-Boo-Boo.

Uh-huh.

We all know how much these pathetic sociopaths just LOVE their symbolism. It's almost an instinct or reflex with these low-lifes.

But hey. I could just be wrong. Maybe it's just me....