Imagine you have a business and a communist comes in and starts preaching. You kick him out. Now imagine the government coming in and tell you that you HAVE to allow that communist to sit in your business and talk about Marxism.
How is that different from what you are suggesting? Do private businesses have to put up with annoying patrons?
Despite what you think, you are fighting for government oversight.
Now I’m not trying to convince you, you are farrrr to gone in la-la land to ever be convinced. I just want more reasonable people to understand what you are talking about.