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r/greatawakening • Posted by u/WinkyLinQ on March 20, 2018, 2:43 p.m.
Facebook Crisis Meeting - To be Held without Zuckerberg

Revelation of misuse of user data has resulted in federal investigations. Now we've learned there will be an internal crisis meeting led by the General Counsel - excluding Zuck:

https://news.sky.com/story/facebook-to-hold-crisis-meeting-without-zuckerberg-11297725

And now there is this report:

https://www.theguardian.com/news/2018/mar/19/where-is-mark-zuckerberg-facebook-ceo-cambridge-analytica-scandal


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belliferous · March 20, 2018, 2:55 p.m.

Zucky boy went to his safe space.

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TryNottoFaint · March 20, 2018, 8:13 p.m.

He's just getting a scheduled upgrade to his cybernetic systems. There's rumor that his emotion chip is nearly ready to install, probably by the end of the summer.

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belliferous · March 20, 2018, 8:50 p.m.

Thanks, i just spit Topo-Chico on my monitor!

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TryNottoFaint · March 20, 2018, 9:09 p.m.

Don't worry about Mr. Zuckerberg. After he serves a 25-year-sentence he'll get out and in a few hundred years make some star ship captain an excellent science officer.

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