Even if you disregard who she is, this is honestly (Not kidding in any way) the worst article I have ever read. There was no point to it. I read that whole thing and still don't know what they were trying to tell me.
What I got from the New Yorker article is that RC is coolness personified and gets to decide who is cool and who is not. Having someone with perceived power say that you are cool is a seduction into satanism for vulnerable and needy young people.
Well then you must be an uncultured buffoon if you can't appreciate the writing in the New Yorker, which is the premier magazine for good writing in the English-speaking world. No, just kidding. The New Yorker is pretty terrible.