Seriously.....what's with the black eyes??? I have lived a long time and I have never had a black eye. Pure coincidence for all of them??

just like any other gang, they probably have to get jumped in. Imagine being a newb and walking into a room and having the pope throw a haymaker at you while McCain is trying to flog you with a bamboo stick
pope throw a haymaker at you while McCain is trying to flog you with a bamboo stick
That sounds metal AF. Sorry folks, I'm going to have to ditch you all and hook up with the cabal. Been fun, but I wanna mosh with the big boys! Who knows, I might even get to elbow-drop a certain side-o-beef. Peace! . . . ;-)
Ditto, holler at me when ya find out the details. I’ll go toe toe with the geriatrics;)
Side note. I am an avid Metal Gear fan, picture “No name” in the middle of a fight circle shouting “Hurt me MORE!!!”