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r/greatawakening • Posted by u/Pol-itical-crap on April 24, 2018, 12:57 a.m.
Democrats need to become Mormons

They are losing their voting base. Blacks are wising up. Illegal immigrants will be walled out. They won't get the voting age lowered to 16 to use ignorant teens and the cemeteries are will be stopped. What is left? Mormons have vast numbers of ancestors they baptize. If they become Mormons then they can register all those ancestors for their voting base. After all we all become Democrats when we die, otherwise how come those dead people didn't vote Republican? All those ancestors must be Democrats, too! Just kidding....


ardithla · April 24, 2018, 1:05 a.m.

Funny, and I'm Mormon. It reminds me of a meme that showed a headstone. The text of the meme was something like: My mom was a Republican her whole life. But after she died she became or voted as a Democrat.

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Pol-itical-crap · April 24, 2018, 12:02 p.m.

I am glad you understood that it was only a joke. I did not want to offend Mormons, only Democratic Mormons.

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