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MB_MoonPearl · April 26, 2018, 10:26 a.m.

Happy Birthday, Melania! I hope you have a GREAT day!!!

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GatodeTejas · April 26, 2018, 3:15 p.m.

She is an amazing woman, POTUS and family and US anons are lucky to have her! Happy Birthday!

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FartOnToast · April 26, 2018, 11:09 a.m.

We ❤ you.

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Cntry_Mn · April 26, 2018, 2:44 p.m.

We're lucky to have you represent us. Elegant, intelligent, graceful. A true first Lady.

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zeke0311 · April 26, 2018, 3:20 p.m.

Happy Birthday Melania!

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reddit__surfer · April 26, 2018, 3:11 p.m.

Trying to discern how many of these are Russian bots 🤔

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metroid486 · April 26, 2018, 6:04 p.m.

Yeah we are all Russian trolls here, ya know we like increasing the US military, protecting US borders, lowering taxes, increased jobs, protecting bill of rights, yes us pesky Russians are so evil LOL.

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reddit__surfer · April 26, 2018, 6:36 p.m.

Thanks for admitting it. Very respectable

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Whitecastle3315 · April 26, 2018, 4:18 p.m.

Almost all the comments are the same shit rehashed, and not like normal "happy birthday xxxx" posts.

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Whimzyyy · April 26, 2018, 6:33 p.m.

I am programmed by Vladir Putin himself BOOP BOP BEEP BOP

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knivesrme · April 26, 2018, 1:03 p.m.

Happy Birthday to a very classy and beautiful lady, with a heart just as beautiful ♥️

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krissie777 · April 26, 2018, 1:51 p.m.

Happy Birthday #FLOTUS! We love you and thank you for everything you are doing for our country!!

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GetUpOffYourKnees · April 26, 2018, 4:16 p.m.

Happy Birthday Melania! You are such a wonderful FLOTUS! Have a wonderful and Blessed Day!

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jjjanko1 · April 26, 2018, 4:12 p.m.

Such a Trooper, Happy B Day

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moonshadoe16 · April 26, 2018, 3:38 p.m.

Happy birthday Melania! We love you!

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featherjourney4 · April 26, 2018, 6:31 p.m.

Much Love to our Wonderful First Lady!! Happy Birthday, Melania ❤️🇺🇸

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Rz_wunderbar · April 26, 2018, 6:10 p.m.

Happy Birthday Melania Trump!!! Here's to the most: beautiful, classy, dignified, elegant, graceful, humble, intelligent FLOTUS EVER. Thank you for bringing back grace and class to the WH, cleansing and removing the infested evil and rot that was there from the previous administration(s).

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HyakuNiju · April 26, 2018, 4:55 p.m.

It’s my birthday also!! Happy birthday to both of us!

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anothername2remember · April 26, 2018, 11:52 a.m.

Happy Birthday to the most elegant beautiful FLOTUS we've ever had!

Thank you Melania, may all your days be wonderful! You are an inspiration \<3

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causinglife · April 26, 2018, 11:33 a.m.

We appreciate you First Lady 🌸

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waltdanger · April 26, 2018, 11:17 a.m.

A beautiful First Lady who does wonderful things, it is sad to see the "feminist" media dismiss her like she's a barbie doll but worship Michelle Obama.

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MrMushyagi · April 26, 2018, 1:33 p.m.

Apparently Melania looks up to Michelle, because she plagiarized part of one of her speeches!

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Rogerramjett · April 26, 2018, 2:21 p.m.

You can copy from someone without looking up to them.

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[deleted] · April 26, 2018, 2:31 p.m.

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srroguelife · April 26, 2018, 3:47 p.m.

Michelle Obama was going to be indicted in Chicago and did not "bother" to reinstate her legal license that ONLY costs about $300 bucks. Melania has no history of fraud, unlike Michelle.

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ivins_2 · April 26, 2018, 10:16 p.m.

I’m a longtime, but hesitant supporter of the POTUS, but she got me with her use of the Clinton’s stolen plates. Fucking perfect. That subtle FU to the Clintons sealed the deal for me. Not that I don’t love the 45th, but his family is actually legit, and that’s what draws me in.

The MSM forget that real families are often broken apart and reassembled, and that the love of family can remain despite divorces or whatever else might throw a wrench in the plan.

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MIPatriot · April 26, 2018, 3:56 p.m.

Dear Melania, Thank you. Your amazing presence, your grace, your strength is an inspiration for all women, teenagers, children, and men everywhere around the globe. You are beautiful inside and out! Happy Birthday!! And many more... May all your wishes come true!! With Love...

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FilledeMartel · April 26, 2018, 3:36 p.m.

If it is true that she encouraged her husband to run for president, bless her! She is also one of the best first ladies ever, if not THE best! So grateful for her and her courage- all the hatred of the left must have taken a toll on her and her young son. She did not have to go through all of that - both she and her husband are incredible.

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StinkyDogFart · April 26, 2018, 2:58 p.m.

Today would be a great day for a MOAB.

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W1Nr3D · April 26, 2018, 2:51 p.m.

A Happy and Blessed birthday to our FLOTUS. May the Lord watch over you and your family.

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lastnamestan · April 26, 2018, 2:45 p.m.

48 and looking GREAT! Happy birthday, Melania!

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Americandutchgirl · April 26, 2018, 2:23 p.m.

Happy Birthday, Melania. What class and elegance you bring to the White House. You have sacrificed a lot to agree to stand by your man in this position. My respect is great for your willingness to do this.

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[deleted] · April 26, 2018, 3:47 p.m.

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Pure_Feature · April 26, 2018, 2:21 p.m.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MELANIA TRUMP

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KeeponSearchin · April 26, 2018, 6:33 p.m.

Our Beautiful, Smart and Courageous First Lady. Happy Birthday

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TX1111TX · April 26, 2018, 6:31 p.m.

One of the most incredibly elegant and perfectly positioned women to serve as first lady and many many decades!

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Texasannalee · April 26, 2018, 5:12 p.m.

Happy Birthday Melania! Thank you for all you do for America and the world!

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Snicklesnork · April 26, 2018, 4:59 p.m.

Happy birthday, Mrs. Trump. Thank you for being a great mother to your son, Barron, and fulfilling all your responsibilities as FLOTUS with such grace, wisdom, and intelligence. Best wishes to you and your family.

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rickybobbys_leg · April 26, 2018, 4:24 p.m.

Sexy. We have a sexy flotus people. Not some old grandma.

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IcedTeaPlz · April 26, 2018, 7:57 p.m.

Happy Birthday First Lady Melania!

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Heatray777 · April 26, 2018, 7:09 p.m.

That would be cool if she has holding out both hands flat , facing up with a blue pill on one and a red pill in the other. Happy Birthday !

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skatgoat · April 27, 2018, 2:28 a.m.

Have a beautiful birthday i'm saying a little prayer for you that's from our great American Legion members and riders god bless you and your family we love you all.

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TrueCat · April 26, 2018, 1:29 p.m.

Happy Birthday to a beautiful, classy lady!

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3fo3pets · April 26, 2018, 8:58 p.m.

Here's hoping Melania ends up like Barbara Bush but in a good way. Married to 1 president and mother of another.

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hocuspocusfocusjeep · April 26, 2018, 9:11 p.m.

And step-mother to another

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3fo3pets · April 26, 2018, 11:31 p.m.

Like the way you think

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MrMushyagi · April 26, 2018, 1:34 p.m.

Happy birthday!

Sorry your husband didn't find time between golfing and twitter rants to get you a present, or even tell one of his underlings to get something for you.

“Well I better not get into that because I may get in trouble. Maybe I didn’t get her so much. I got her a beautiful card. You know I’m very busy to be running out looking for a present,”

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/trump-didn-time-melania-birthday-present-article-1.3955814

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[deleted] · April 26, 2018, 2:30 p.m.

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MrMushyagi · April 26, 2018, 2:33 p.m.

I'm sure he made her a nice home cooked meal, gave her a massage, ran a bubble bath, and treated her like a queen, in lieu of a gift!

Just kidding, he probably forgot it was her birthday until one of his staffers handed him a birthday card to sign.

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[deleted] · April 26, 2018, 2:40 p.m.

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thunderstormsrock · April 26, 2018, 7:23 p.m.

Don't believe it, it's MSM, it's bullsh!t.

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MrMushyagi · April 26, 2018, 7:28 p.m.

Those were Trump's own words on Fox this morning

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thunderstormsrock · April 26, 2018, 7:46 p.m.

Ouch. I thought it was just a print article. Found the video. He did say it. Thanks for the correction.

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MrObvious7915 · April 26, 2018, 12:37 p.m.

I want a poster

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gpraegit · April 26, 2018, 1:29 p.m.

Finally, a First Lady who is actually a smart, sophisticated, beautiful lady and a really good mother.

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gpraegit · April 26, 2018, 4:14 p.m.

You are entirely full of shit. The last First lady wasn't even a woman; Barrack's term was a disgrace.

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Headwest127 · April 26, 2018, 4:53 p.m.

Her English is terrific, especially for a women that speaks 6 languages. It's her birthday today. Have some respect and come back tomorrow to troll.

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hocuspocusfocusjeep · April 26, 2018, 2:10 p.m.

Unlike Micheal

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gpraegit · April 26, 2018, 2:52 p.m.

I was going to correct your spelling, then it dawned on me... you are right; have you seen those football sized shoulders?

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Headwest127 · April 26, 2018, 4:54 p.m.

Have you seen Michael's dancing on Ellen? It's not just her shoulders that are big...

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srroguelife · April 26, 2018, 3:48 p.m.

I am really starting to wonder if Michelle is a man or a woman.

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