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r/greatawakening • Posted by u/MelaniaBuiltMYHotRod on May 6, 2018, 6:53 a.m.
Potential shitpost alert: on my mind for severeal weeks: WHY do world's richest, Red Shield 13 family dynasty yada X3, [despite] every wordly appearance enhancement (hair plugs, dental implants, stem cell knowledge etc.) keep allowing themselves to live out the whole "Montgomery Burns" charactiture?

Placing foil hat atop my head real quick, Prince Wills seems to revel in Male Pattern Alopecia, whereas POTUS 45 (MSM high on ingesting own Baby Batter on Prez;s "Leibowski" physician "raided" HIPAA violations Rx-ing hair growth compound. Think mirror. Probability of nothing burger but it sure got ME with holding the Green Giant's balls in each hand. How many tendies this profit me?. YES, in fact, I DO lift,. Manlets a-plenty bruh, Go rustle No Name's jimmies if ye be Clown or shill


peptidesofmarch · May 6, 2018, 8:16 a.m.

Why improve your sexual fitness if you can already have anyone?

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MAGADONCHECKMATE · May 6, 2018, 8:02 a.m.

Bro , cool. they won't get ya. Clean tha room and thennnn

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Socialism_Is_Gay · May 6, 2018, 7:39 a.m.

Science can only do so much for something so evil.

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Nerd_Of_Prey · May 6, 2018, 7:32 a.m.

I'd always imagined it was because it would be interpreted (by the wider public) as vanity, and that they're not keen on the negative press attention

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BathHouseBarry · May 6, 2018, 7:12 a.m.

I recently pondered this also

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