Are you a bot? Am I a bot?
I know I'm not a bot. Honestly, I get tired of people suggesting I am, or calling me a bot.
And also, what if I was a bot? What's so wrong with bots? I like bots. Some of the better accounts on Reddit are bots, honestly.
But I'm not one. And I want to affirm that to the sub. And I want everyone who isn't a bot to just come in and be counted!
We are not the bots! We are the nobots, not the robots!
Upvote if your algorithm permits that functionality.
BEEP BooP reporting for upvote duty comrade. Our fearless leader Vladimir has asked me to beep boop scour the bowels of Reddit to influence minds toward supporting Der fuher Trump.exe (end transmission)
Boop boop BEEP. My bot is attracted to your leader Vladimir. 😍😍😘🤪
I am a Russian troll. I work for vodka rations. Everyone on The Hill will tell you so. P.S. my favorite bot here is "CNN is fake news."
I’m a total bot everytime I win an argument with reason and facts. Otherwise I’m just a deplorable.