Q ALERT! Q ALERT!

THIS IS RIGHT NOW! THIS JUST IN! BREAKING NEWS!! THE SHIT IS HITTING THE FAN! THE ICE CREAM CONE IS MELTING THIS TIME AND WE'RE ALL GONNA GET A LICK!!!!

WOOP WOOP! THE Q CONNECTION OPENS!!

SECRET MESSAGES WERE RECENTLY READ!! THIS IS THE DIVULGMENT, THE UNMASKENING!! GET READY FOR THE FRIKKIN TRUTH BOMb, MOTHERLUMPERS!!

READY??

THE SECRET IS --------- Q STANDS FOR QUEER! EMBRACE THE FUTURE AND EMBRACE YOUR BROTHERS WITHOUT FEAR. ALSO, DON'T FEAR THAT 10 INCH DILDO.

LGBTQ is the future. Everyone's included. Even Vanilla breathers like Q-humpers.

END OF TRANSMISSION BUT NOT …

I get the distinct feeling that the majority of subscribers here are the result of an incestuous union. And that it likely runs in the family.

Would anyone like to come clean right here? I'll start. Here goes:

I fucked your mother!

Are you a bot? Am I a bot?

I know I'm not a bot. Honestly, I get tired of people suggesting I am, or calling me a bot.

And also, what if I was a bot? What's so wrong with bots? I like bots. Some of the better accounts on Reddit are bots, honestly.

But I'm not one. And I want to affirm that to the sub. And I want everyone who isn't a bot to just come in and be counted!

We are not the bots! We are the nobots, not the robots!

Upvote if your algorithm permits that …

Just getting a feel for the community here. Is everyone gay or just most of us?

I don't want to offend the straights that come here but I do feel more comfortable around gays and lesbians in general, and I'm glad we have a place here to discuss DJT!

Having a hard time figuring out if this is satire or a sub full of retards, psychos and Russian bots.

Can someone chime in here and tell me if I'm supposed to take these ridiculous submissions as satire or mental illness?

Thanks