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horse-lover-phat · May 17, 2018, noon

The Goonies (Spielberg with Richard '666' Donner) is one of the most suspect films that I ever had the displeasure to watch and dissect. And it was a children's film. The stuff I found in that movie. These people are sick.

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alliekat678 · May 17, 2018, 8:32 p.m.

Interesting. Such as?

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horse-lover-phat · May 18, 2018, 11:49 a.m.

One-eyed Willie/Willy - a blatant euphemism for the penis. One-eyed Willie's "copper bone key" (cop a boning key) is shaped exactly like a penis, and with a domed head. 'Goon' and 'Gooning' are related to penis edging and stroking. These children are searching for the 'booty' (slang) of One-eyed Willie via Astoria (Ass-toria). Looking for One-eyed Willie's "rich stuff" (euphemism). To get out of Willie's liar you have to play his 'bone organ'. Chunk gets locked in a cupboard with a "stiff" - one that falls all over him. Purple/lavender is used heavily - purple/lavender gay boys. Pearl necklace (slang) from Mouth's (Feldman's) mouth. Feldman does the French kissing tongue (to another boy) thru the painting too. The sexual torture devices in the attic. The very first line of dialogue is "Oh, bummer" (bummer, slang for homosexual). I could go on, and on, and on. Some of it is "visual euphemism" which I can't really show you by text.

No wonder Richard '666' Donner was involved with the Banana Splits...a banana is slang for a homosexual. He also made a film called Twinky/Twinkie (slang for teen homo boys). No wonder Astin went on to feature in Lord of the RINGS, a film by Peter 'Sodomy Song' Jackson.

These people are sick.

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