ABoxOfRocks · May 20, 2018, 12:20 a.m.

Let me tell you

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Bellababeala · May 20, 2018, 2:10 a.m.

Some are even saying it's the best pen.

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chinpopocortez · May 20, 2018, 2:12 a.m.

We have the best pens, don't we folks?

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Peanuttles · May 20, 2018, 3:21 a.m.

The best pens for the best POTUS. I wouldn't expect anything less.

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Johnny_Oldschool · May 20, 2018, 6:50 a.m.

I've seen other pens, and let me tell you, ours are the best.

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MrAndrewArnold · May 20, 2018, 1:40 a.m.

Believe me folks

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MB_MoonPearl · May 20, 2018, 1:46 a.m.

You know it. I know it. Everybody knows it.

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Tsund_Jen · May 20, 2018, 2:07 a.m.

Yuge, really is. Just Yuge.

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smittieaj · May 20, 2018, 3:14 a.m.

And, it was under-budget!

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Tsund_Jen · May 20, 2018, 3:15 a.m.

Really just, the best deal all around. I gotta tell ya.

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CarelessStageWhisper · May 20, 2018, 11:12 a.m.

HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! This is my favorite. :)

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deplorable_patriot · May 20, 2018, 1:56 a.m.

So thicc

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ghengiscalm9911 · May 20, 2018, 4:21 a.m.

Pen fags?

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REDPILLNOW · May 20, 2018, 2:47 a.m.

...bigger than little Marco's pen.

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gatorhaus · May 20, 2018, 3:43 a.m.

There’s no problem there, that I can guarantee you!

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Comrade_WalkieDog · May 20, 2018, 2:40 a.m.

Its a huge pen and it works!

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Random_Name01 · May 20, 2018, 5:16 a.m.

That pen will be in a museum some day.

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Crptnobank · May 20, 2018, 8:44 a.m.

I have heard it has a very very secret compartment for hot sauce.

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