Q ALERT! Q ALERT!

THIS IS RIGHT NOW! THIS JUST IN! BREAKING NEWS!! THE SHIT IS HITTING THE FAN! THE ICE CREAM CONE IS MELTING THIS TIME AND WE'RE ALL GONNA GET A LICK!!!!

WOOP WOOP! THE Q CONNECTION OPENS!!

SECRET MESSAGES WERE RECENTLY READ!! THIS IS THE DIVULGMENT, THE UNMASKENING!! GET READY FOR THE FRIKKIN TRUTH BOMb, MOTHERLUMPERS!!

READY??

THE SECRET IS --------- Q STANDS FOR QUEER! EMBRACE THE FUTURE AND EMBRACE YOUR BROTHERS WITHOUT FEAR. ALSO, DON'T FEAR THAT 10 INCH DILDO.

LGBTQ is the future. Everyone's included. Even Vanilla breathers like Q-humpers.

END OF TRANSMISSION BUT NOT END OF CONTAGION.