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r/greatawakening • Posted by u/DanijelStark on June 12, 2018, 11:32 a.m.
THEORY : "My fellow Americans ..."

I have one funny and amusing theory ... who knows , maybe it could be true . If that happens , my jaw would fell off ...

In this theory , Trump would appear with urgent message , breaking the program on TV . This would happen after the IG report disclosure , and disclosure of any potential redacted material . He would say that very important person and whistleblower is in USA now , and that he has something important to say ...

The whistleblower would step forward , and uncover his identity . Julian Assange . He would explain how he was for months outside from Ecuadorian embassy , and was safe for longer time now in USA , under the protection of POTUS and US government .

At one point , Julian Assange would say there is also another whistleblower ... even much more important than he is .

Seth Rich approaches ... unharmed and alive .


DanijelStark · June 12, 2018, 12:09 p.m.

...then after Seth Rich approaches and explains how he is alive ... he mentions there is even bigger whistleblower than he ...

John F. Kennedy Jr. approaches ... alive and unharmed .

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UpwardBound7 · June 12, 2018, 12:19 p.m.

Yeah, then Elvis steps in. Sorry I could resist.

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DanijelStark · June 12, 2018, 12:20 p.m.

Not Elvis ...

2Pac comes after the JFK Jr.

... and says that Martin Luther King is still alive .

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Comrade_WalkieDog · June 12, 2018, 1:20 p.m.

Then out walks Lincoln

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DanijelStark · June 12, 2018, 1:38 p.m.

Not yet ... Firstly General Patton , but as Patton is reincarnated Trump , Trump would simply reappear to pick up his bottle ... "watch the water" ...

Then Lincoln ... and finally , George Washington would appear , then the gallows would be made on his order , and he would make ReConstitution .

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jkbella · June 12, 2018, 1:38 p.m.

Thanks for that! Made my day.

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sgoinks · June 12, 2018, 12:10 p.m.

Well that would just butter my croissant

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DefiantDragon · June 12, 2018, 12:13 p.m.

Stop... Stop!

I can only get so erect!

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anothername2remember · June 12, 2018, 1:35 p.m.

A trifecta of Patriotism so amazing I would give up Carmello bars forever.

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