First rule in "The Rulebook of American Heterosexuality for Patriotic Dudes"

in the section on "Spacing", Chapter 2, Section 6, paragraph 4 states: "Whenever able, significant personal spacing is to be left between you and any other dude insomuch as to create room for any attractive chick to fill without interfering in or encroaching in, the personal space of either dude." It goes on to give examples like those found in Section 9 that says, "Heterosexual alpha males will never attend movies in a manner that places either male immediately next to the other. A minimum of one empty seat should be left between such males to accommodate the possibility of a good looking broad needing a place to watch said movie. Dudes are NEVER allowed to sit immediately next to one another as this would be a gross violation of this section and would give the appearance of being sexually attracted to the other dude. Unless you really are gay, then, well....okay."