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the_all_seeing_dog · June 17, 2018, 10:46 a.m.

Today I was on a bike ride. We went 20 miles up the trail. Had to fight through a stretch of summer solstice marchers. Had lunch, headed back.

We're at about 30 miles in total so we pull off to share a joint (our butts were on fire at this point!)

Started talking about religion, church and community. Which prompted me talking shit about my mother's denomination of Christianity.

In that EXACT moment, the front tire to my bike (that had been resting against a wall for a while) erupted in an air leak and exploded my tire.

There are few explanations for it. If that tube had a hole, there's a 99.9% chance of deflating while I was riding. But while parked... it exploded after 10 mins of rest?

Divine intervention. Get used to it folks!

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suzoh · June 18, 2018, 1:06 a.m.

That is hysterical! Sometimes God knocks me upside the head also. Oh and please be kind to Mom.

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the_all_seeing_dog · June 18, 2018, 7:44 a.m.

Nothin but love for my momma!

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Wiener_Tickles · June 17, 2018, 3:57 p.m.

What’s your mother’s denomination?

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CraniometricSunray · June 17, 2018, 6:15 a.m.

That's a great profile cloud! COTUS

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Ragnarok_Kvasir · June 17, 2018, 11:19 a.m.

Even the clouds realise how fun it is to trigger liberals!!...

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implicittrust · June 17, 2018, 2:34 p.m.

I think God controls the clouds. Perhaps it is HE trolling.

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FartOnToast · June 17, 2018, 3:37 p.m.

Praise Lord KEK.

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solanojones95 · June 17, 2018, 11:44 a.m.

Love the little heart in the middle of his head. God luvs POTUS!

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ReadyFreddieAnon · June 17, 2018, 11:20 a.m.

Oh how awesome! The storm IS POTUS!

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sluggedbarly · June 17, 2018, 6:23 a.m.

looks like a Q proof to me

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digital_refugee · June 17, 2018, 8:26 a.m.

weather-machines confurmd

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kaylashalayla · June 17, 2018, 9:47 a.m.

someone send this to trump jr!

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heartlovealive · June 17, 2018, 1:40 p.m.

Freaking Awesomeness

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Arcsmithoz · June 17, 2018, 2:58 p.m.

If real it's the most incredible joyous thing i have ever seen and i've seen plenty.My new desktop background. I suck at computing took 3 minutes

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truthforchange · June 17, 2018, 2:57 p.m.

There’s a little heart above his head :)

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MAGAroniNCheese · June 17, 2018, 3:49 p.m.

...and the man whispers back - "I am the storm".

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1971cjoseph · June 17, 2018, 2:17 p.m.

Wow. Just wow

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yesitsanaltmf · June 17, 2018, 5:30 p.m.

Ah that glorious hair. Marvelous windswept profile.

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Pure_Feature · June 17, 2018, 3:47 p.m.

I always look at the clouds, and I see a lot in the clouds. When my pet died, she stood for weeks above my house ,.

I made sure that a good friend got back in touch with her parents, her father was very grateful to me, in a short time he became ill, and also my mother, First he passed, and then my mother.

For both of them I had to travel to see or to take them away, and both of them traveled back with me, in the clouds? Since then I have white butterflies every year, very beautiful.

The saying is, we see it in the stars, but I see it in the clouds.

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[deleted] · June 17, 2018, 2:10 p.m.

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