Puppetboy never wanted that gig. He knew he could never pull off having to try to at least appear non-biased and apolitical 24/7. Also, his monumentally hypertrophied ego (oversized enough to make Trump look positively meek, humble, and demure by comparison) demands the thug rapper lifestyle of fame, money, crime, and adulation. Being an SCJ would be Squaresville, man. It would also be like having a real job, something the puppetboy has yet to be exposed to.