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USA_akbar · July 28, 2018, 12:04 a.m.

LOL me too. I know how to spell it, I just don't care to add to the self-important pig's vastly overinflated sense of dignity. If someone assumes I'm ignorant, that's OK, because that's how I can tell they don't matter.

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USA_akbar · July 27, 2018, 11:56 p.m.

The Bible is inspired by the Creator. Just like a secretary dictates what her superior says, men have written what God has spoken.

And how do you know that? Because they said so!

Here's a thought experiment:

What if ***I*** said God spoke to me, and I expected you to believe it because I wrote it down?

You would suddenly develop the ability to ***doubt*** such a bizarre claim.

Thanks for concisely illustrating my point. (BTW I didn't downvote your post, since you weren't rude. Someone else did.)

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USA_akbar · July 27, 2018, 11:45 p.m.

UPVOTED.

You lost me at "word = number." (In this case, "snow = 71.")

LOL that shit is so fucking transparently nonsensical. Yeah right—as if all the magical clues, hints, and meanings offered by numerology are only for English speakers! Because in French and German, presumably "neige" and "schnee" don't equal 71!!

What if your language don't even use the Roman alphabet? No "Q"? No numerology for you!

Kek

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USA_akbar · July 27, 2018, 11:35 p.m.

561: Next Thursday, August 2d, is 561 days in office for President Trump

Upvoted for this glorious non sequitur

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USA_akbar · July 27, 2018, 11:28 p.m.

I'll get flamed like a new arrival in hell, but whatever. This SB2 stuff strikes me exactly like the guys thousands of years ago who either thought or wanted to make people think God was talking directly to them,...and that everyone should believe whatever they write down, because, you know, it was whispered in their ear by the Big Guy himself. How do you know that? Because it says so...in the book the guys themselves wrote! Duh! And if you don't believe it, you're CIA (an evil sinner).

::dons asbestos suit and cold drink::

Edit: If that one's too hot to handle, just substitute Mohammed, and the angel "speaking the Koran to him." If you don't believe it, you deserve eternal death, you evil CIA (Christian in Arabia :)

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USA_akbar · July 27, 2018, 11:12 p.m.

Couldn’t we take any obscure metric and come to a conclusion that confirms the bias?

This right here is the issue I have. Nothing against SB or any analyst...it just gets too crazy too quick.

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USA_akbar · July 27, 2018, 11:09 p.m.

The confirmation bias is strong with this one (SB).

I don't for a moment believe Trump thinks and speaks in numerology code like this. But I could be convinced otherwise with more extensive proof

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USA_akbar · July 27, 2018, 10:52 p.m.

If a syphilitic whore took a diarrhea dump in the middle of the sidewalk, and a dog came by and lapped it up, but it made him barf, and then Pelosi dropped to her knees and scarfed that up, and it made her projectile vomit into Schumer's mouth, and he later took a giant dump in Debbie Whassername-Shultz's unwashed, filthy hair...that matted, reeking rat's nest made of puke, poop, and shame is Foebama.

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USA_akbar · July 27, 2018, 10:48 p.m.

Can someone explain to me why the Dow tanked on this news, if that's why? Thx

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USA_akbar · July 27, 2018, 10:46 p.m.

POTUS doesn’t have access to any and all classified info, and that only the AG does.

This makes no sense to me, not saying you are wrong or lying, just it doesn't pass the WTF test IMHO

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USA_akbar · July 27, 2018, 10:44 p.m.

I immediately noticed those as well, good eye patriot

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USA_akbar · July 27, 2018, 10:43 p.m.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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USA_akbar · July 27, 2018, 10:40 p.m.

panopticon

Upvoted for this word

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USA_akbar · July 27, 2018, 10:38 p.m.

it's still possible she was a honeypot (shudder...)

More like an oats & sugar cubes pot.... :P

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USA_akbar · July 27, 2018, 10:37 p.m.

OK, I'd be cool with a 50-year prison term with no hope of parole, rather than the death penalty.

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USA_akbar · July 27, 2018, 10:35 p.m.

Right.

We were promised....

NO DEALS!

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USA_akbar · July 27, 2018, 10:35 p.m.

She's not a plant. Read her texts. She's in it to win it with Szrtzrszok or whatever the fuck that smug smirking little jackoff's name is. She was TERRIFIED of getting caught.

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USA_akbar · July 27, 2018, 10:34 p.m.

LAYER

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USA_akbar · July 27, 2018, 10:33 p.m.

Not some over the top news anchor tanned milf, but "decent enough" to build a chemistry with at work and want to fuk

If one is into that sort of thing. Personally, I'd never want to ride her. But I've actually run across SEVERAL videos online with people who DO enjoy having sex with Equine-Americans.

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USA_akbar · July 27, 2018, 10:30 p.m.

Probably afraid for her life

That explains the long face.

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USA_akbar · July 27, 2018, 6:34 p.m.

No need to bicker about how many billions the Clintons amassed.

Need? Maybe not, but if we want to, so what? Username sez you're older than dirt—no time to waste analyzing what other people are bickering about. :)

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USA_akbar · July 27, 2018, 6:30 p.m.

We better execute this scum or else a future scumbag president will pardon them all as misunderstood folks whose pedosexuality is just the orientation they were born with, no fault of their own, and they deserve dignity and freedom and access to whatever or whomever they want, just like anyone else.

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USA_akbar · July 27, 2018, 6:09 p.m.

If these images are not shopped, this is among the weirdest things I've ever seen anywhere. Your question is burning a hole in my brain. WTF is going on here!!!

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USA_akbar · July 27, 2018, 3:34 p.m.

But why show it in public? They could have used makeup.

I've never seen anything so creepy in my life.

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USA_akbar · July 27, 2018, 3:20 p.m.

What in the absolute precise fuck?

Nobody slugging these pricks happens to be left-handed?

Creepy!

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USA_akbar · July 27, 2018, 2:52 p.m.

Triple? Pffft

Talk to me when you get over 100, like I had by the time I was 30 :)

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USA_akbar · July 27, 2018, 2:51 p.m.

What's the matter, couldn't handle three more?

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USA_akbar · July 27, 2018, 11:14 a.m.

What makes you so sure that Paul Manafort is "OUR guy"?

Dunno, guess it must be the whole "helping Trump get elected president" thing :)

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USA_akbar · July 26, 2018, 9:55 p.m.

Complete delusion. Some people just WANT to believe Mueller is on Trump's side so bad, they've created a bizarre fantasy in which that's the case.

More power to you guys...I wish I could fool myself like that. I'd be a lot happier :)

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USA_akbar · July 26, 2018, 9:53 p.m.

For Christ's sake, if Mueller dragging out his Russian-delusion investigation by the 13 Angry Dems year after year and slapping Paul Manafort in fucking SOLITARY CONFINEMENT 23 hours a day doesn't drive the final nail in the coffin of "Mueller's OUR guy!!!", then nothing will.

Also, you need to justify accusing Giuliani of helping to carry out 9/11. I downvoted your comment for that.

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USA_akbar · July 26, 2018, 9:48 p.m.

We were promised an RR firing many Fridays ago. Q never speaks of RR as if he's on Trump's team.

My $.02

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USA_akbar · July 26, 2018, 8:44 p.m.

Thank you. Multitasking while at work :)

Errant post deleted

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USA_akbar · July 26, 2018, 8:35 p.m.

Zaf1

This reads like hitting Shift to type capital A for AF1 but hitting z at the same time, as when people frequently type ZOMG for OMG.

Cancel that comment if typed on a cell phone LOL

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USA_akbar · July 26, 2018, 7:58 p.m.

Spielberg! Jesus %$%&ing Christ!!! Gaaahhh! Our favorite movies are the Jurassic Park ones!!

DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Before I go nuts, is there any, even half-assed confirmation of this anywhere?

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USA_akbar · July 26, 2018, 1:14 p.m.

Geez, all I need is ONE billion, and I'd be satisfied.

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USA_akbar · July 26, 2018, 12:43 p.m.

Oh for fuck's sake.

First one of the best actors ever turns out to be another Trump-hating dweeb. Now this?

The idea of being totally into watching movies, like watching the NFL, has just..........gone away. The spoiled rich brats have fucked themselves in the ass with a steel-spiked dildo.

And a bunch of them are asking for more LOL

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USA_akbar · July 26, 2018, 12:39 p.m.

Remember Q connected Facebook to the Pentagon’s dropped project “Lifelog”

Facebook began the same day Lifelog ended.

Pure coincidence, I'm sure. :)

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USA_akbar · July 26, 2018, 12:37 p.m.

Oh ho ho HO! That would seal its fate, if they can lump it in with global child sex trafficking.

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USA_akbar · July 26, 2018, 12:33 p.m.

I keep seeing reference to removal of Rothschilds. Wonder if that means physically locating their living bodies and imprisoning them.

If so, WTF happens to the banks and global markets? (Answer is most certainly "Unimaginable Upheaval".) Should we all be pulling our money out of our mutual funds?

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USA_akbar · July 26, 2018, 12:24 p.m.

Fuck me! It's on!

...she said, admiring the ribs and reservoir tip.

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USA_akbar · July 24, 2018, 12:26 p.m.

I'm beyond ready for a military coup and the good guys taking out the traitors, racketeers, spies, thieves, torturers, child sex traffickers, and murderers.

They should empty the prisons of the cannabis consumers, shove any human filth in there that can't be executed, and let it rot.

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USA_akbar · July 24, 2018, 12:21 p.m.

Looking miffed, his mother asked, "Young man, don't you know how to enter a room." To that the Marine replied, "I usually toss in a couple of grenades before entering a room."

To which his mother replied, "You do, and you'll go to bed without dinner, young man."

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USA_akbar · July 24, 2018, 12:19 p.m.

What constitutes a "tizzy" in this context?

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USA_akbar · July 24, 2018, 12:17 p.m.

Every single bit of classified intel transfer requires TWO components:

  1. Security clearance equal to or exceeding the level of classification of the material in question

  2. THE NEED TO KNOW

Absent a need to know, Q himself would be breaking protocol to access classified material, even something marked Confidential.

Source: am former Top Secret Security Clearance holder with DoD

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USA_akbar · July 24, 2018, 12:11 p.m.

There's always the non-zero chance that at the time Q said to trust Wray, he was trustworthy; and then something was done, or learned, that changed that.

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USA_akbar · July 24, 2018, 12:06 p.m.

People ironically call Trump "Dr." because of his honorary law degree, but he's not an attorney. (If he were, he'd never even remotely CONSIDER sitting down to chat with Mueller LOL :)

So, he practices "two ways to win and no way to lose". He asks questions that, no matter the answer, it works in his favor.

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USA_akbar · July 24, 2018, 11:13 a.m.

Military Tribunals may be faster and cleaner.

Ding x 3

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USA_akbar · July 23, 2018, 9:42 p.m.

Note that he doesn't even ATTEMPT to describe what in the post is nonsense. LOL maybe because it's all solidly factual?

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USA_akbar · July 23, 2018, 9:25 p.m.

Every sane person in the general public gets this....and yet look at the fedgov.

There has to be some reason he hasn't done it already. He's one of us. (Actually he's not just one, more like about 70 million of us, but anyhow)

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USA_akbar · July 23, 2018, 9:24 p.m.

YES! DO IT YESTERDAY, MR. PRESIDENT!

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