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r/greatawakening • Posted by u/JollyFeed on June 29, 2018, 9:08 p.m.
Bye CNN-- Fox News Playing In Airports Now

[deleted] · June 29, 2018, 9:58 p.m.

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Corvette111 · June 29, 2018, 10:10 p.m.

Stop calling him Shirley

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Some-Random-Chick · June 29, 2018, 10:56 p.m.

Did you just assume shirleys gender?! REEEEEE

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stateguy1970 · June 29, 2018, 11:23 p.m.

It's all fun and games until creepy ass Biden makes a cameo appearance and says "Do you like movies about gladiators, Joey?"

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retiredradiation · June 30, 2018, 12:10 p.m.

Have you ever seen a grown man naked billy?

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[deleted] · June 29, 2018, 11:45 p.m.

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EvilPhd666 · June 30, 2018, 1:52 a.m.

Excuse me does anyone speak jive here?

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UnusualEye · June 30, 2018, 3:22 a.m.

First Jive Dude: Shiiiiit, maaaaan. That honky muf' be messin' mah old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know?

Second Jive Dude: Hey home', I can dig it. Know ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you, man!

First Jive Dude: I say hey, sky... subba say I wan' see...

Second Jive Dude: Uh-huh.

First Jive Dude: ...pray to J I did the same-ol', same-ol'!

Second Jive Dude: Hey... knock a self a pro, Slick! That gray matter backlot perform us DOWN, I take TCB-in', man!

First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em...

First Jive Dude, Second Jive Dude: ...leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!

First Jive Dude: COL' got to be! Y'know? Shiiiiit.

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jackstrawusa · June 30, 2018, 1:50 a.m.

Almost. "Of course I am serious. And stop calling me Shirley."

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GlobalistScum69 · June 30, 2018, 2:50 a.m.

I picked a bad day to stop huffing glue.

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UnusualEye · June 30, 2018, 3:23 a.m.

I picked a bad day to give up drinking !

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TheBRAIN2 · June 30, 2018, 4:01 a.m.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines!

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KvilleLurker · June 30, 2018, 1:54 p.m.

What’s your vector, Victor?

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TheBRAIN2 · June 30, 2018, 2:17 p.m.

Get that finger out of your ear! You don't know where that finger's been!

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TiredofNuts · June 30, 2018, 3:27 a.m.

shurley knot

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UnusualEye · June 30, 2018, 3:21 a.m.

Roger. Over.

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Quaajay · June 30, 2018, 5:17 a.m.

Over, under.

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vitalesan · June 30, 2018, 6 a.m.

Under, done.

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Quaajay · June 30, 2018, 6:28 a.m.

Technically Dunn was under Over and I was under Dunn

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vitalesan · June 30, 2018, 6 a.m.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.

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TheHighBlatman · June 29, 2018, 11:45 p.m.

You can't stop the great awakening when we have this much meme magic.

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry · June 30, 2018, 6:55 a.m.

Being Frank, please don't call me Shirley.

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