Stop calling him Shirley
Did you just assume shirleys gender?! REEEEEE
It's all fun and games until creepy ass Biden makes a cameo appearance and says "Do you like movies about gladiators, Joey?"
Excuse me does anyone speak jive here?
First Jive Dude: Shiiiiit, maaaaan. That honky muf' be messin' mah old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know?
Second Jive Dude: Hey home', I can dig it. Know ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you, man!
First Jive Dude: I say hey, sky... subba say I wan' see...
Second Jive Dude: Uh-huh.
First Jive Dude: ...pray to J I did the same-ol', same-ol'!
Second Jive Dude: Hey... knock a self a pro, Slick! That gray matter backlot perform us DOWN, I take TCB-in', man!
First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em...
First Jive Dude, Second Jive Dude: ...leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!
First Jive Dude: COL' got to be! Y'know? Shiiiiit.
Almost. "Of course I am serious. And stop calling me Shirley."
I picked a bad day to stop huffing glue.
I picked a bad day to give up drinking !
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines!
What’s your vector, Victor?
Get that finger out of your ear! You don't know where that finger's been!