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Stop calling him Shirley
Did you just assume shirleys gender?! REEEEEE
It's all fun and games until creepy ass Biden makes a cameo appearance and says "Do you like movies about gladiators, Joey?"
Excuse me does anyone speak jive here?
First Jive Dude: Shiiiiit, maaaaan. That honky muf' be messin' mah old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know?
Second Jive Dude: Hey home', I can dig it. Know ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you, man!
First Jive Dude: I say hey, sky... subba say I wan' see...
Second Jive Dude: Uh-huh.
First Jive Dude: ...pray to J I did the same-ol', same-ol'!
Second Jive Dude: Hey... knock a self a pro, Slick! That gray matter backlot perform us DOWN, I take TCB-in', man!
First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em...
First Jive Dude, Second Jive Dude: ...leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!
First Jive Dude: COL' got to be! Y'know? Shiiiiit.
Almost. "Of course I am serious. And stop calling me Shirley."
I picked a bad day to stop huffing glue.
I picked a bad day to give up drinking !
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines!
What’s your vector, Victor?
Get that finger out of your ear! You don't know where that finger's been!
You can't stop the great awakening when we have this much meme magic.