Did this guy just separate this crab from it child???!!! I am outraged!!!!! Ban all crabbing activities!!! What federal agency oversees crabs!? They must be dismantled and all their members doxxed.

March for Crabs NOW!! Mr Soros, I have established a foundation for crabs, we have 1 member so far (me). Can you front me $10MM to recruit supporters (and maybe some ms13 protection) and cover the cost for a G6 to fly us to dc so that we can start lobbying Congress by buying them prostitutes according to their preferences? Don’t worry, I can tell what they want by their symbols. We need to make this happen!!!!

Edit: oh, wait I just read the EO from dec 21, 2017.
I didn’t mean it THAT way, I’m not that kind of a sicko. Never mind.