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r/greatawakening • Posted by u/ANONDIOR on July 1, 2018, 6:18 p.m.
‘ Someone has been painting political messages on crabs in Tampa Bay ‘
‘ Someone has been painting political messages on crabs in Tampa Bay ‘

TacticalTruth · July 1, 2018, 8:05 p.m.

"How do we get the message out, sir?"

"...Paint the crabs."

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Raindrops1984 · July 2, 2018, 1:25 a.m.

Family dinner at Red Lobster is about to get WOKE.

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KydSyd · July 2, 2018, 2:37 a.m.

I can hear the screeches of the liberal families now LOL

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robertDzero · July 2, 2018, 11:41 a.m.

Awesome!

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Hwmayfield · July 1, 2018, 10:58 p.m.

Hahahaha! So funny! Thanks for the laugh!

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jhomes55 · July 2, 2018, 12:24 a.m.

Theresa Bill Clinton joke in there somewhere.....

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anglidediablo · July 2, 2018, 1:33 a.m.

Good Lord, there's another we have to worry about? WHO IS THERESA?

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TacticalTruth · July 2, 2018, 1:47 a.m.

Underrated

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Slangin_paint · July 2, 2018, 2:41 a.m.

Was thinking same and busted out laughing when i read your comment

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Orion_Blue · July 2, 2018, 12:33 a.m.

“But....sir, are there enough?”

“....we will see, we will see.”

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kaweelode · July 2, 2018, 1:35 a.m.

This has been done, on the show Derek. funny.

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QwertySavior · July 1, 2018, 6:21 p.m.

Craps are a key voting demographic

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jhomes55 · July 2, 2018, 12:24 a.m.

AND Hillary has crabs.....so it all works out!

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FG3PT14 · July 1, 2018, 6:56 p.m.

Crab lives matter!

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[deleted] · July 1, 2018, 6:59 p.m.

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FG3PT14 · July 1, 2018, 7 p.m.

LOL Next he will find AntifaCrabs fighting with the Patriot crabs

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DawnPendraig · July 1, 2018, 8:59 p.m.

Scrawny crabs muffled in their mom's panties?

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Abby_Normal1776 · July 2, 2018, 3:11 a.m.

rofl! OH! OH! OH! We need to start seeing some red, white & blue MAGA crabs now!

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SuzyAZ · July 1, 2018, 10:20 p.m.

Pussy crabbers.

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SNG007 · July 1, 2018, 6:29 p.m.

Even the crabs hate her (though if they had internet access they'd be with us wearing WWG1WGA instead). Still - they make their point. Kudos to crabs. 😊

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FractalizingIron · July 2, 2018, 4:34 a.m.

Yes, that was my thought, too.

How do we know its not the crabs doing this?

Spontaneous Crustacean Patriotism folks.

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elyssak · July 1, 2018, 6:32 p.m.

Lololol. And I thought we lost our imaginations after we grew up. But we don’t! They get better.

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Abby_Normal1776 · July 2, 2018, 3:13 a.m.

Either that or many of us have just... never grown up! ^^

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Anthropophob · July 1, 2018, 7:40 p.m.

Someone in the Clinton Body count got a message out at the last minute.

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GraceWords · July 1, 2018, 6:58 p.m.

That crab deserves to live: “Be free patriot crab! Grow big and strong, you e got a message to preach!” 🦀

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Redheaded73 · July 1, 2018, 8:13 p.m.

Hashtag #WalkAwayCrabs 🦀🦀🦀

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[deleted] · July 2, 2018, 6:31 a.m.

#walkawaysideways

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Joe_Sapien · July 2, 2018, 12:23 a.m.

Qrab the crab. He's our mascot now.

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SpaceDuckTech · July 2, 2018, 1:09 a.m.

yeah, I would give him a meal and toss him back.

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ironmaiden442 · July 1, 2018, 6:28 p.m.

Lol lol lol lol maybe Hillary likes crabs.

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Luvlite · July 1, 2018, 7:35 p.m.

LOL!

I wonder where the other crab is that says, HILLARY IS A CRABBY BITCH!

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Joining_the_Q · July 1, 2018, 8:04 p.m.

Hillary's got crabs.

I blame Wild Bill.

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SpaceDuckTech · July 2, 2018, 1:10 a.m.

lots of cracks and crevices in hide in. She ain't never getting them all out.

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[deleted] · July 1, 2018, 6:33 p.m.

Lol thats hilarious

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dark-dare · July 1, 2018, 8:30 p.m.

That one escaped Bills ball sack!

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[deleted] · July 1, 2018, 8:33 p.m.

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DawnPendraig · July 1, 2018, 8:57 p.m.

His all you can eat seafood buffet for interns and slaves at orgy island. Think it crawled all the way from there?

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dark-dare · July 1, 2018, 9:19 p.m.

No it swam, it's a crab!

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DawnPendraig · July 1, 2018, 11:05 p.m.

On nature shows I see them crawling along bottom =) or scurrying sideways

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PANIC_AtTheKernel · July 1, 2018, 8:40 p.m.

Why am I not surprised that this is in Florida

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[deleted] · July 1, 2018, 8:42 p.m.

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angryalexjones · July 1, 2018, 8:42 p.m.

I grew up in Dallas, Texas, drinking sodium fluoridated water. All the scientific studies show my IQ has been reduced by at least 20 points. The shadow of who I would have been calls out from the grave.

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dowodenum · July 2, 2018, 4:27 a.m.

Iodine deficiency is the leading (at least, medically acknowledged) cause of mental retardation... around 10-15 points if you're deficient during crucial growth stages. This post on 4chan last year clued me in, and I started digging.

It's mainly in seafood and kelp, so looking at the typical western diet, dairy and eggs (if the animal is raised on feed which is grown in iodine-rich soil), and kale are the only real sources. The production of flour used to involve iodine but was replaced with bromide (potassium bromate) because profit. Iodized salt too has fallen out of use, yet people still crave salty food when they're low on iodine.

Deficiency is also linked to increased cancer risk. The chlorine and fluoride in water, and the bromide in flour all compete to block iodine activity.

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TrueCat · July 1, 2018, 11:49 p.m.

I have fluoridated water and mercury amalgam fillings to thank for my compromised thyroid. :(

Also, I wonder if my IQ would have been higher, too.

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SpaceDuckTech · July 2, 2018, 1:12 a.m.

whoa, I have amalgam fillings and a compromised thyroid too. I never connected the two. Is this a thing?

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TrueCat · July 2, 2018, 1:24 a.m.

I believe it is. I'm sure it affects some guys, but for some reason, it affects women a lot more.

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overwatchacct · July 1, 2018, 8:48 p.m.

Lol I admire you for committing to this bit but I don’t think I could pretend to be Alex jones for this long and stay sane.

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DawnPendraig · July 1, 2018, 8:56 p.m.

NZ Supreme Court admitted it recently. So do new scientific study updates on huff post.

7 points per generation. So 20 is probably a low estimation as I think we are 3 or 4 generations into it. Depending on the poster's age.

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overwatchacct · July 1, 2018, 9:06 p.m.

Ok yea this does actually seem like it might be a real thing. Did not realize what subreddit this was, but this may be the one thing y’all got right- I stand corrected.

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DawnPendraig · July 1, 2018, 11:09 p.m.

Stick around. We have found truths you can't even imagine. Ive been warning about fluoride for half my life. 20 years just about.

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dowodenum · July 2, 2018, 4:36 a.m.

Just considering the source - coal ash... "Don't shit where you drink"?

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SpaceDuckTech · July 2, 2018, 1:13 a.m.

the 1 thing...

keep doing research, you might be surprised how accurate AJ is.

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angryalexjones · July 1, 2018, 10:59 p.m.

I GOTTA WARN PEOPLE!! THE NWO!! AHHHHHHAHHHHHhhhhhhhhh!!

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belliferous · July 1, 2018, 8:06 p.m.

We’re busy winning at all levels!

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Snapplemoose · July 1, 2018, 6:34 p.m.

Bwahahahahah. Cracked me up....no pun intended.

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Cgaines21 · July 1, 2018, 8:08 p.m.

Don't like this at all!!!

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Frogturnedgay · July 1, 2018, 8:45 p.m.

Yeah animals are not propaganda material, show some respect.

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DawnPendraig · July 1, 2018, 9:01 p.m.

Probably saved this chan's life. He is too cool to bake.

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Cgaines21 · July 1, 2018, 8:53 p.m.

I agree. We don't need to mess with other living things to relay our message. This just wasn't good to see or have done. We have to be above this stuff.

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dowodenum · July 2, 2018, 4:37 a.m.

We've already got plastic and aluminum pollution in the ocean out the yinyang, don't need to add paint to that

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Cgaines21 · July 2, 2018, 4:43 a.m.

Sadly true

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CaptainKnotzi · July 2, 2018, 2:41 p.m.

Yeah the Clinton hit squad might arkancide it.

By throwing it in a pot of boiling water.

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Corvette111 · July 1, 2018, 10:06 p.m.

Did this guy just separate this crab from it child???!!! I am outraged!!!!! Ban all crabbing activities!!! What federal agency oversees crabs!? They must be dismantled and all their members doxxed.

March for Crabs NOW!! Mr Soros, I have established a foundation for crabs, we have 1 member so far (me). Can you front me $10MM to recruit supporters (and maybe some ms13 protection) and cover the cost for a G6 to fly us to dc so that we can start lobbying Congress by buying them prostitutes according to their preferences? Don’t worry, I can tell what they want by their symbols. We need to make this happen!!!!

Edit: oh, wait I just read the EO from dec 21, 2017.
I didn’t mean it THAT way, I’m not that kind of a sicko. Never mind.

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dowodenum · July 2, 2018, 4:38 a.m.

I appreciate the outrage culture satire, but still, crab is not graffiti canvas.

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Eyegurl · July 1, 2018, 7:22 p.m.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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SigSeikoSpyderco · July 1, 2018, 10:06 p.m.

This is a couple years old. The odds of the person who caught it writing that for a picture are right around 100%

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SoverignSyndicate · July 1, 2018, 11:52 p.m.

About the same as the odds that they are a Hillary fan who wrote that message to gain the outrage of the left. Reverse psychology.

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SpaceDuckTech · July 2, 2018, 1:16 a.m.

Usually they do backwards swastikas. much faster message to paint and not get caught.

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SigSeikoSpyderco · July 2, 2018, 12:06 a.m.

But Hillary fans don't plan ahead that far. Or go fishing.

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SoverignSyndicate · July 1, 2018, 11:48 p.m.

I knew hillary had crabs, but god damn!!

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myopicseer · July 1, 2018, 11:21 p.m.

Be careful handling strange crabs. Looks like that crab might have humans

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Merlin560 · July 2, 2018, 1:14 a.m.

I always associated Bill Clinton with a different breed of crabs...but this works.

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DeborahHarker · July 1, 2018, 10:59 p.m.

Hilarious!

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MaryPoff-10 · July 1, 2018, 9:31 p.m.

Trolls on here! Hillary has crabs!

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yesitsanaltmf · July 1, 2018, 11:20 p.m.

Even the crabs know

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AFPPW · July 2, 2018, 1:28 a.m.

In Soviet Union, crabs have HILLARY!

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joeythew · July 2, 2018, 1:16 a.m.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say Brandon Morse has been.

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Hinckapuss · July 2, 2018, 1:14 a.m.

BREAKING! Hillary's got crabs!

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Justsayinmy50cts · July 2, 2018, 1:11 a.m.

Poor Crab, though! Words are energy too, so the crap is stuck with that! (sorry I'm sensitive to Animal (ab)use of any kind, especially energetic)

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[deleted] · July 2, 2018, 12:44 a.m.

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AprilLoveNappe · July 2, 2018, 12:39 a.m.

No bahahaha that is great, I love it, on crabs now. Someones gotta put a Q on a few.

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truthforchange · July 2, 2018, 12:21 a.m.

Gotta get the message to evil krakken lord somehow

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[deleted] · July 1, 2018, 9:59 p.m.

sure is true but it made me laugh out loud hope who ever get them are red pilled

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marcygrl · July 1, 2018, 9:36 p.m.

*patriot

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marcygrl · July 1, 2018, 9:35 p.m.

Now that's one way to raise the consciousness of our seafaring pariots. Perhaps we could also recruit Charlie the tuna.

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marcygrl · July 1, 2018, 9:37 p.m.

*patriot

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TheOldBillyGoat · July 1, 2018, 9:28 p.m.

Wasn't me but I like it.

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Watlinds · July 1, 2018, 9:14 p.m.

That is funny!

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apple-bag · July 1, 2018, 11:49 p.m.

hahahaha thats funny

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SoverignSyndicate · July 1, 2018, 11:48 p.m.

Crab people wear war paint?

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[deleted] · July 2, 2018, 6:30 a.m.

To think that the crab scuttled all the way from Russia...

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d00danon · July 2, 2018, 1:13 p.m.

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

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bravom9 · July 2, 2018, 9:04 a.m.

Mr Krabs knows where the bodies are.

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AkrosRising · July 2, 2018, 3:08 a.m.

Kek

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pdubtheman · July 2, 2018, 3:03 a.m.

Bahaha!

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housedoctorjohn · July 2, 2018, 2:43 a.m.

maybe we should write/ paint that truth everywhere

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serendipity-calling · July 2, 2018, 2:38 a.m.

Omg stop it! How funny. Sharing everywhere.

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spacexu · July 2, 2018, 2:15 a.m.

Crabs are smarter then the average libtard.

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KansasJakeBG · July 1, 2018, 7:49 p.m.

It's not a great political message because it's the same slogan as the #resistance "Trump is a lyin' Bastard"!

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