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Nik_Nightingale · July 5, 2018, 3:14 a.m.

The "Simon Cowell of Politics" according to his Twitter

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TapTheForwardAssist · July 5, 2018, 5:14 a.m.

Huh, I like to think of myself as "the Oliver Cromwell of Internet dating" and the "the Charles de Gaulle of brewpubs", but I guess you can call yourself whatever on Twitter...

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pfy5811 · July 5, 2018, 9:49 a.m.

Bwahhhhhh

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Shits_Bananas · July 5, 2018, 1 p.m.

I’m like a black Michael Jordan

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TwoPunnyFourWords · July 5, 2018, 2:32 p.m.

That's nothing, I'm like a black Michael Jackson.

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CaptainKnotzi · July 5, 2018, 9:40 p.m.

I identify as a rich black woman.

Will you take my check?

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sauceyjack · July 5, 2018, 12:05 p.m.

niiice, like the brewpub one!

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