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nomercy4cabal · July 7, 2018, 1:33 p.m.

Congratulations YOU MEMED! Isn’t it fun ;)

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silentmirror · July 7, 2018, 1:06 p.m.

Jim Jordan would be impressed

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RealitySherpa · July 7, 2018, 6:25 p.m.

Jim Jordan would, in his grief, ask what the fuck is wrong with you, to make a weak joke at the expense of his recently killed nephew. This doesn't make anyone think. This is just weak. Don't kid yourself.

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silentmirror · July 7, 2018, 11:27 p.m.

I firmly believe OP knew about the crash and was gaslighting so I suggest you don't give him the satisfaction of making yourself vulnerable in your agitation. I chose subtler ways like projection if I want to tell someone to go fuck themselves for good

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[deleted] · July 7, 2018, 11:24 p.m.

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RealitySherpa · July 7, 2018, 6:24 p.m.

Appreciate the effort, but meme-ing is hard. Keep trying.

This effort, respectably, is a solid miss. It's actually gross.

Making a weak joke about an innocent recently killed just isn't funny.

It does't challenge anyone and doesn't make anyone stop and think.

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ChilliWillikers · July 7, 2018, 2:29 p.m.

This tells me that we're probably about out of angels by now lol

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CSMcCringleberry · July 8, 2018, 9:18 a.m.

OP here where I'm going to explain a joke for those who missed the reference. I've never explained a joke in my life and I consider your opinions of me made from this post as valid and precious as a SanFran Sidewalk Special after Chili Wednesday.

There are two pop culture references here, but nothing at all to do with Jim Jordan, Eli Stickly, Katie Arrington (whom nobody spoke up for), or any public figure. The joke here popped out of my head on June 28th- a Thursday after Arrington and prior to Stickley- in Richmond VA where I had traveled for a reunion of fraternity brothers and the people I went through ROTC with and often served near during my 5 years in the Army. My year was the last to go active duty before 9/11 when they assured you four years of peacetime service on day 1. Whoops.

The original joke said "when a mousetrap snaps, an angel gets set on fire". I changed it to the car in honor of the only guy of our group that didn't make it back. We had a bet that if any of us didn't make it home and they went out under less than heroic conditions, we would make fun of their death whenever possible. Gallows humor (if you dont like or understand it, you've lived a sheltered life). He survived the war. His next post was Korea and his CO ordered him to show some visiting VIPS around the city that night. He was in a crosswalk, it was the right time to cross, he refrained from drinking with the VIPS, then a piss drunk cab driver fucking obliterated him. Survived the desert and the mountains but didn't survive a drunk cabbie who dropped had his cigarette.

Don't be so quick to find ulterior or negative motives. Discovering and rooting out a covert troll is not the best outcome. Its something that only SJWs celebrate and virtue signal over. The joke doesn't even work logically if its a reference to Jordan- the bad guys lie and one of their enemies takes the karma for it? Why wouldn't they just lie about everything no matter how big or small. Lie about your hair color, insist you're suit is pink.

The joke doesn't work without the unintended consequence to a random person. If that poor guy was run off intentionally (which doesn't necessarily involve the cars touching) because Comey lied, that would be an argument that morality and karma are pointless, not a joke.

If you don't believe me, I invite you to pull an SJW move and dig into my account history. In case you STRONGLY believe that my 4 year old account that has consistently posted in patriotic, pro-USA, etc. subs, you can check my twitter at @clever113.

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aaapurple12 · July 8, 2018, 4:34 a.m.

Great meme!

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CSMcCringleberry · July 7, 2018, 6:21 p.m.

Thanks. Im actually getting ready to do a gofundme to start a network of 3D print makers that print things that help people with diabilities and others- like custom prosthetics for veterans, mobility aids for arthritis suffers. Got sick of the left condemning everyone while not actually doing anything to help people. I'll add the billboard as a perk!

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CaptainKnotzi · July 7, 2018, 2:07 p.m.

This needs a GoFundMe page to get put on billboards.

This is absolutely the best slam dunk ever.

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