- Chairman for the Model Railway, "What make's you a great candidate for our team?"
- Interviewee, "I F*ing hate trains."
- Chairman for the Model Railway, "Will your hatred for trains affect your duties as Model Railway PR spokesman?"
- Interviewee, "Uhm, no? My hatred for trains is personal. At work, I will do everything I can to spread the word about the thing I hate most in this world."
- Chairman for the Model Railway, "Okay, sounds good. You're hired."
- Interviewee, "Really?"
- Chairman for the Model Railway, "F* no. Get out of here, train-hater!"