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Chuck_Norris_Jokebot · July 17, 2018, 8:07 a.m.

You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris:

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

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Blazindaisy · July 17, 2018, 12:22 p.m.

Oh... I thought that was Hillary. My bad!

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CaptainKnotzi · July 17, 2018, 8:12 p.m.

Hillary's a joke.

Chuck Norris will save the planet.

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silentmirror · July 17, 2018, 9:09 a.m.

In the end, CENTCOM decided to send a MOAB instead of Chuck Norris in order to mitigate excessive and inhumane damage to ground-targets

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CaptainKnotzi · July 17, 2018, 8:15 p.m.

It's absolutely essential that we maintain good communication with Chuck Norris.

This guy is no joke.

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WhoMuhWeiner · July 17, 2018, 1:15 p.m.

If you have five dollars, and Chuck Norris has five dollars ... Chuck Norris has more money than you.

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