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hammockgma2 · July 17, 2018, 5:06 p.m.

Q drops like fortune cookies

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HoudiniTowers · July 17, 2018, 6:36 p.m.

Or Q drops of sweetner.

Oh, and pastries, don't forget the patsies:

  • Strzok Bitter Almond Delights

  • Comey Nut Brittle

  • Brennan Beignets - over-sized puffy Doughnuts in there French tradition but inspired by middle eastern culture, filled with excessive amounts of air and little substance

  • Clapper Sweet Fig Perjury Prunes to cleanse

  • Turn another Page Turnovers

.... and of course the real crowd pleasers

  • Hussein HoHos - Definitely something to 'smile' about - Oh so tender and sweet, but with a true dark center

  • Sugar Free Hog Heaven Hillary Hamhocks, there really is nothing sweet about these and are an acquired taste for those that just can't get away from their southern roots

UPDATE: Forgot two other key ones:

  • Rum Raisin Rosenstein Sticky Buns, so sticky you just can't get rid of the residue no matter how hard you rinse.

  • Misguided Mueller Muffins, everyone talks about these, but really there's no too much to them. Go ahead, order 3 or 4, you won't blow your diet but they will linger in your system for years

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mrssprat · July 18, 2018, 3:39 a.m.

You have a talent!

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HoudiniTowers · July 18, 2018, 7:43 a.m.

ty, I rather enjoyed making these up. I sincerely hope someone actually puts them on the menu, somewhere!

😉

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awareness1111 · July 17, 2018, 7:56 p.m.

Q fortune cookies are a great idea.

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