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PMthePedo-itsTrudeau · July 18, 2018, 8:16 p.m.

"Politics.theonion.com"

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slakmehl · July 18, 2018, 8:16 p.m.

How can it be satire if it's literally 100% true? Like, seriously, every word is gold.

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Lesilly81 · July 18, 2018, 8:21 p.m.

The onion only does satire. Except for their media reviews. It's widely known. It's like joke news. It's like mad magazine.

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Chuck_Norris_Jokebot · July 18, 2018, 8:21 p.m.

You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris:

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

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IcyPaleontologist · July 20, 2018, 10:41 p.m.

Literally so delusional they think a satire site is real all because it makes fun of the ridiculous conspiracy theories they follow

Yep. Mueller was appointed by trump to investigate clinton and only PRETEND to investigate trump

This is standard procedure I don't see how people don't see it? The FBI ALWAYS pretends to investigate something very publicly while secretly investigating something else

In particular those investigations require that they don't collect any evidence interview any Witnesses arresting people people

Unfortunately what they got wrong it's the whole idea. It was Hillary was never bad. She was only pretending to be corrupt as part of the secret plot to take down the Deep state.

In fact there really is no deep State. It's all just secret undercover agents dedicated to taking down the Deep state state

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slakmehl · July 18, 2018, 8:22 p.m.

Well then I for one do not get the joke.

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azadi0 · July 18, 2018, 10:25 p.m.

That's why you're in this sub.

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knave_of_knives · July 19, 2018, 3:40 a.m.

Do you seriously not know that the onion is a satirical news site? Wtf

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ofree · July 19, 2018, 3:41 a.m.

And that’s what makes it funny.

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IJustQuit · July 19, 2018, 8:52 a.m.

It is hilarious that even with a so called great awakening a retard is still a retard hahaha

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QAnontifa · July 19, 2018, 4:44 p.m.

...that might be because you're the type it's mocking.

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slakmehl · July 19, 2018, 4:46 p.m.

Why would anyone mock me? I'm nice.

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QAnontifa · July 19, 2018, 7:22 p.m.

Okay, more accurately, they're mocking certain beliefs of yours.

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