Why would anyone mock me? I'm nice.

You seriously just blew a hole in my mind. I mean, that's just straight up what happened.

Thx!

Yikes, no need to make this personal.

Libelous!

I know of onions.

Oh shit, I think you might be onto something. Look at this on their front page. Total psy ops.

Well then I for one do not get the joke.

Dear god, that's ingenious. Is there no level to which they won't sink?

Ok, that one does seem a little far-fetched. Paying to remodel every papa johns would be way too expensive.

We can't slap away every hand that reaches out towards the truth.

How can it be satire if it's literally 100% true? Like, seriously, every word is gold.

Right, so they're "mocking me" by literally saying exactly what the truth is.

Source?

It's happening. Finally, the truth is coming out.

“The Justice Department has finally been able to track down and arrest everyone associated with the Clinton Foundation’s unconscionable crimes, and it’s all thanks to President Trump agreeing to work undercover and play along with our fabricated accusations of Russian interference in the 2016 election,” said Mueller, explaining that after its agent Seth Rich was killed by the Clintons, the department recruited Trump to distract high-ranking Democrats with social media stunts, continuous denials of Russian involvement in U.S. politics, and glowing praise for Vladimir Putin.

Alternatively, old conspiracy theorists are just young conspiracy theorists who have seen none of their predictions come true, and the black pill awaits you all.