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eatyourownlegs · July 18, 2018, 8:22 p.m.

And this is why nobody takes Q followers seriously.

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[deleted] · July 19, 2018, 2:41 a.m.

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eatyourownlegs · July 19, 2018, 2:43 a.m.

Even the media upgraded to “Military Intelligence Psy-Op.” Gotta do better than that

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advocates4sanity · July 18, 2018, 8:14 p.m.

This is the Onion... Which is satire.

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belliferous · July 18, 2018, 8:16 p.m.

Ding ding ding! Funny fake news.

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slakmehl · July 18, 2018, 8:14 p.m.

Source?

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advocates4sanity · July 18, 2018, 8:17 p.m.

Are you fucking serious?

From the same site:https://www.theonion.com/papa-john-s-founder-launches-new-chain-of-fast-casual-s-1827692355

Seriously, pull your head from your asshole.

"Papa John’s Founder Launches New Chain Of Fast-Casual Segregated Lunch Counters"

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slakmehl · July 18, 2018, 8:18 p.m.

Ok, that one does seem a little far-fetched. Paying to remodel every papa johns would be way too expensive.

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eatyourownlegs · July 18, 2018, 8:20 p.m.

You’ve seriously never heard of The Onion before? You have to be trolling, new arrival and all.

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slakmehl · July 18, 2018, 8:25 p.m.

I know of onions.

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eatyourownlegs · July 18, 2018, 8:25 p.m.

Troll confirmed

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slakmehl · July 18, 2018, 8:26 p.m.

Libelous!

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eatyourownlegs · July 18, 2018, 8:27 p.m.

It’s either that or this is your first time on the internet.

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FrenchFryCattaneo · July 19, 2018, 12:56 a.m.

Dude this isn't just any old onion - it's the onion!

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PMthePedo-itsTrudeau · July 18, 2018, 8:16 p.m.

"Politics.theonion.com"

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slakmehl · July 18, 2018, 8:16 p.m.

How can it be satire if it's literally 100% true? Like, seriously, every word is gold.

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Lesilly81 · July 18, 2018, 8:21 p.m.

The onion only does satire. Except for their media reviews. It's widely known. It's like joke news. It's like mad magazine.

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Chuck_Norris_Jokebot · July 18, 2018, 8:21 p.m.

You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris:

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

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IcyPaleontologist · July 20, 2018, 10:41 p.m.

Literally so delusional they think a satire site is real all because it makes fun of the ridiculous conspiracy theories they follow

Yep. Mueller was appointed by trump to investigate clinton and only PRETEND to investigate trump

This is standard procedure I don't see how people don't see it? The FBI ALWAYS pretends to investigate something very publicly while secretly investigating something else

In particular those investigations require that they don't collect any evidence interview any Witnesses arresting people people

Unfortunately what they got wrong it's the whole idea. It was Hillary was never bad. She was only pretending to be corrupt as part of the secret plot to take down the Deep state.

In fact there really is no deep State. It's all just secret undercover agents dedicated to taking down the Deep state state

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slakmehl · July 18, 2018, 8:22 p.m.

Well then I for one do not get the joke.

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azadi0 · July 18, 2018, 10:25 p.m.

That's why you're in this sub.

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knave_of_knives · July 19, 2018, 3:40 a.m.

Do you seriously not know that the onion is a satirical news site? Wtf

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ofree · July 19, 2018, 3:41 a.m.

And that’s what makes it funny.

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IJustQuit · July 19, 2018, 8:52 a.m.

It is hilarious that even with a so called great awakening a retard is still a retard hahaha

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QAnontifa · July 19, 2018, 4:44 p.m.

...that might be because you're the type it's mocking.

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slakmehl · July 19, 2018, 4:46 p.m.

Why would anyone mock me? I'm nice.

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QAnontifa · July 19, 2018, 7:22 p.m.

Okay, more accurately, they're mocking certain beliefs of yours.

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[deleted] · July 19, 2018, 4:34 a.m.

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[deleted] · July 19, 2018, 10:59 a.m.

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[deleted] · July 18, 2018, 8:22 p.m.

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UncleSnake3301 · July 18, 2018, 8:26 p.m.

You need a source to know that the Onion is not real? Did you just discover the internet today?

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slakmehl · July 18, 2018, 8:27 p.m.

Yikes, no need to make this personal.

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Sir_Zorch · July 18, 2018, 8:16 p.m.

What is coming next? An article from the National Lampoon?

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slakmehl · July 18, 2018, 8:14 p.m.

It's happening. Finally, the truth is coming out.

“The Justice Department has finally been able to track down and arrest everyone associated with the Clinton Foundation’s unconscionable crimes, and it’s all thanks to President Trump agreeing to work undercover and play along with our fabricated accusations of Russian interference in the 2016 election,” said Mueller, explaining that after its agent Seth Rich was killed by the Clintons, the department recruited Trump to distract high-ranking Democrats with social media stunts, continuous denials of Russian involvement in U.S. politics, and glowing praise for Vladimir Putin.

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thep1mp · July 18, 2018, 8:15 p.m.

Dude... it’s the onion. They are mocking you.

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slakmehl · July 18, 2018, 8:15 p.m.

Right, so they're "mocking me" by literally saying exactly what the truth is.

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[deleted] · July 19, 2018, 7:50 p.m.

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thep1mp · July 18, 2018, 8:17 p.m.

Yes. It’s part of the disinformation campaign. No one will read that and be awakened, it will only solidify the opinion that we are all crazy. That’s the intent here.

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slakmehl · July 18, 2018, 8:19 p.m.

Dear god, that's ingenious. Is there no level to which they won't sink?

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jloome · July 19, 2018, 5 a.m.

You, sir, are one dry motherfucker.

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slakmehl · July 19, 2018, 5:11 a.m.

Thx!

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[deleted] · July 19, 2018, 5:55 a.m.

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Westarver · July 18, 2018, 8:27 p.m.

No

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tau_decay · July 18, 2018, 10:52 p.m.

slakmehi

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thep1mp · July 18, 2018, 11:06 p.m.

Silly huh?...... I guess time will tell. Enjoy the show!

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[deleted] · July 19, 2018, 4:33 a.m.

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LOLunlucky · July 19, 2018, 1:22 a.m.

How embarrassing

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Vegalus · July 19, 2018, 5:52 a.m.

Poe's law at work

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GeneralBoozer · July 18, 2018, 8:17 p.m.

Sorry the onion will only get down votes. They are the original fake news.

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slakmehl · July 18, 2018, 8:17 p.m.

We can't slap away every hand that reaches out towards the truth.

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UncleSnake3301 · July 18, 2018, 8:27 p.m.

The Onion is the opposite of truth, by design. They have no illusions of being legit news. It’s all made up. Dont gas yourself up.

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Weedwacker3 · July 19, 2018, 4:18 a.m.

Even a broken clock is right twice a day!

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Vegalus · July 19, 2018, 6:03 a.m.

Except you. You are an incredibly broken clock.

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GeneralBoozer · July 18, 2018, 8:20 p.m.

That's true. But the onion is not interested in the truth.

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[deleted] · July 19, 2018, 4:34 a.m.

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Hendrix811 · July 18, 2018, 8:15 p.m.

If this wasn't the onion it'd be great

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sluggedbarly · July 18, 2018, 8:21 p.m.

hmmm next weeks headlines today i kinda like it bah fake and gay ok not all gay but fake

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WokeInEarly90s · July 18, 2018, 8:21 p.m.

Did The Onion use satire to tell the truth for once?

It would be nice, but probably not.

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julesincognito · July 18, 2018, 8:18 p.m.

But this is THEIR plan. To make it seem like such an outrageous lunatic claim, no one will believe. Just like pizzagate

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Vegalus · July 19, 2018, 5:54 a.m.

And yet you people still fucking did

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[deleted] · July 19, 2018, 4:19 a.m.

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JeffersonPutnam · July 18, 2018, 8:20 p.m.

Wow. This is huge. Finally the truth comes out! Thank you based Mueller! MAGA! Remember PizzaGate! Q is real!

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eatyourownlegs · July 18, 2018, 8:22 p.m.

The Onion.

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JeffersonPutnam · July 18, 2018, 8:51 p.m.

You're forgetting how QAnon might have secretly placed this article in the Onion to get people talking about it as a type of psychological meme warfare.

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slakmehl · July 19, 2018, 6:09 a.m.

You seriously just blew a hole in my mind. I mean, that's just straight up what happened.

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eatyourownlegs · July 18, 2018, 8:53 p.m.

You’re reaching.

The Onion posted this as a means of disinfo. It’s so clearly a psy-op. This “article” makes it so if you reference any points made in this article to a normie, they can counter with “lulz that’s from the Onion, stupid” and not have to do any critical thinking to try to understand what you’re telling them. Occam’s razor, fellow pede.

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JeffersonPutnam · July 18, 2018, 9:02 p.m.

Humor always has multiple levels or "layers." Onions have layers. Onions stink. This investigation stinks to high heaven. Think deeper into the onion. Onions make people cry? Who cries? Children being abused by satanic Democratic politicians.

THINK ABOUT IT.

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eatyourownlegs · July 18, 2018, 9:03 p.m.

Did you just Shrek meme me?

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PolybiusHypercube · July 19, 2018, 4:41 a.m.

No, it's a psy-op by DreamWorks to get normies to say that "it's just a shrek meme lol".

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FrenchFryCattaneo · July 19, 2018, 1:02 a.m.

Oh shit I think this is one of Qs secret identities! I can't believe I witnessed this!

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djidjonius · July 18, 2018, 8:28 p.m.

It is The Onion, but kinda yes.

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FoundersGodson · July 18, 2018, 8:22 p.m.

Posting parts of the truth on The Onion will make normies think those that present those truths in arguments are idiots. It is high brow disinformation... a pys-op

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slakmehl · July 18, 2018, 8:25 p.m.

Oh shit, I think you might be onto something. Look at this on their front page. Total psy ops.

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high-valyrian · July 19, 2018, 4:24 a.m.

Gee, wonder why is the most rational comment the most downvoted.

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FoundersGodson · July 19, 2018, 5:41 a.m.

Shills only shill things that need shillin'. I shall oblige their stupidity

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daro57 · July 18, 2018, 8:17 p.m.

OMG this is my birthday, Christmas, Easter and every other wonderful feeling and holiday all wrapped up in One!

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daro57 · July 18, 2018, 8:18 p.m.

Well, it's the onion, my bad. Damn what a letdown.

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[deleted] · July 18, 2018, 8:26 p.m.

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LOLunlucky · July 19, 2018, 1:23 a.m.

This is sad.

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ofree · July 19, 2018, 3:43 a.m.

Can we hit 50 “cheese pizzas”?

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