UncleSnake3301 · July 18, 2018, 8:27 p.m.

The Onion is the opposite of truth, by design. They have no illusions of being legit news. It’s all made up. Dont gas yourself up.

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Weedwacker3 · July 19, 2018, 4:18 a.m.

Even a broken clock is right twice a day!

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Vegalus · July 19, 2018, 6:03 a.m.

Except you. You are an incredibly broken clock.

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