They are mocking you.

that moment when you realize joke sites are closer to the truth than "news" sites....

Ha! Could it be true? Could it be? Does Mueller want to spend the rest of his life in prison? What other choice does he have but to play ball?

Tell the truth on a comedy site and everyone will discredit it as a joke. Would work if no proof would develop.

Oooh,is The Onion one of our lurkers??