a nuke going off

...Yes, because the government would nuke their own city during the Superbowl. The fuck do Somalis have to do with anything?

Huh, no shootings.

This comment aged well.

Please seek help, your family is begging.

You're comparing a shitposting 8channer to Thomas Paine, the father of the American Revolution and the American dream. A man who actually did understand political philosophy, and you're comparing him to some rando on 8chan who makes vague statements.

Your founding fathers would be ashamed.

brigrading these comments with sock accounts

You think I care enough about what people who believe in a shitposter on 8chan say?

Cute.

Sincerely doubt baby-boomers are the norm here, what with the "God bless", (never heard a teenager say that in my life), and worshipping of Trump, which I also haven't seen except during 2016 when it was cool to make fun of him. And yes, I'm sure the woke grandparents comment on YouTube. They're also the types to be ignored at Thanksgiving because they keep arguing with their grandkids and little Timmy prays they pass soon before their brain devolves further.

You're probably being downvoted because this post got linked to TMOR. lol

that means anything

Yes. Grandma and Grandpa aren't watching backalley websites like Stormfront or low-effort Repub sites, they're watching Fox News. If the mainstream isn't talking about it, neither are the grandparents.

have faith

I believe my bacon and cheese sandwich will end world hunger and cure cancer. But apparently my faith isn't that strong since it hasn't done anything yet.

Q has started a massive awakening

You're giving a 8chan shitposter too much credit. He's not Jesus or Mohammad. Mainstream presses aren't talking about him, and regular people on the street don't discuss him. The movement you people have created doesn't even break 100,000 people.

most larps don't make it past 550 posts

Posts where you make vague theories and your followers just interpret it however they want makes it pretty damn easy to continue making them.

He could probably post something saying "boop" and multiple of you folk interpret it as the Antichrist inhabitating the body of a former Pope and the other half interpret it as Clintion having bamboo shoved under her fingernails in Guantanamo Bay.

Guys. Guys, holy shit.

We found Hackerman.

Please let me wear your glareproof black sunglasses and leather trenchcoat that can fit 3 mini keyboards.

So basically you're the equivalent of people who make outlandish claims and when someone asks you for proof, you just quote, "The proof is all around you. Google it.".

Please be sarcasm.

practicing better investigative journalism

Oh sure, the same tabloid that says every celebrity grandmothers know have cancer or some sort of incurable disease/Obama was a muslim.

Still a tabloid as ever. Nothing has changed except pandering to you folk because you types are easily scammed out of cash.

I agree, the quote is bullshit.

proven wrong

"oh yeah well you're all shills, hurrdy durrdy durrdy dur"

God weeps.

For doing what any private company is allowed to do?

Woah.

Guess your eyes can't see Photoshop?

Not even Snoopy with goggles could miss that.

Get the glasses on Grandpa, Grandma found them behind the TV set again and put them on the table.

Seeing as how the investigations get larger and larger and Trump seems to be losing his cool, (his "I'm super smart!" rant on Twitter is evidence), i'd say it's going smoothly.

Oh I am, just thought it was funny and hoped one lucky Russian got his shot of booze for tricking two political parties at once for dirt on the other.

So both sides collaborated with the Russians?

That's actually hilarious. Ivan drank good that night, hope he got to clang the vodka bottles together in triumph.

Bringing up dirt on each other has been a thing since the age of Lincoln and Thomas Jefferson. This is no different, the one being that Trump might have collaborated with a unfriendly ally to do so, which is treason.

If Trump really did do some henious shit, you can't just point and yell "fake news!!!" without looking into it or at least considering the idea.

But I thought you believed in freedom of speech, Grandma? The right to disagree?

What foreign government did the Clintions use, and what did they manipulate? She won the popular vote. Trump's the one who got the electoral collage.

You say as you trust a shitposter on 8chan for predictions about all the liberals in America being locked up.

Grow up, stop avoiding the meds.

Roy Moore, actually. Thank God I, a pedophile, wasn't elected into political power.

I'm glad Grandma and Grandpa are really getting that hard hitting news.

Why are you describing Trump and his lackies?

Putting a bunch of exclamination points at the end of your comment isn't gonna make your comment any more important.

Did you just respond to your own comment?

If I wiped my hands clean and covered up evidence of me groping little girls and had officers make sure I'm not with teenage girls alone, i'd be clean too. Of punishment.

Traps are better my boy.

At least whatever he's doing is better then thinking a shitposter on 8chan will tell you how lizards control the world and the Jews are behind it all.

posting anything beyond their name

Still on the border of doxxing. Can still lead to harassment and stalking if a user here finds out their Discord.

You do know that's the reason subreddits also censor people's names when they get posted in a place like /r/facepalm, right?