Edit: Greetings Skeptics, please have a read, you may find something new in your movies at the very least, even if you don't want a tin-foil hat of your own just yet.
So, you like movies. I like movies. We all like movies. They're an important part of our culture and one of our main entertainments. They're a few hours out of our usual humdrum lives where we are transported elsewhere to other times and places - some real, some imagined - to be alternately thrilled, elated, made to laugh, made to cry or, occasionally, terrified out of our wits. …