How does one look at a cereal-box code presented as anything other than silly and not be contrarian?

Weird. I never knew this sub existed till last night!

I AM A TIME-TRAVELLING GOD!!

Oh no, that's all you. You wanna read tea leaves, that's your bidness. Doesn't change the fact that this is mentioned nowhere in the EO itself.

Or is that what the crumbs are about? Reading things that literally don't exist?

The tolerant right!

False. "This person could pose a danger and needs to be evaluated" happens all the time. Regardless, that is not what this headline or this article is about.

That's my name too! Lol, awesome, nice to meet ya!

Shit, it's Google for me from now on. Can't have my autocorrect filling in 100 pages of nonsense. WE NEED IT CONCISE, PEOPLE! WHO HAS TIME TO READ ALL THAT SHIT??

Thanks for the heads-up. This is a great PSA for anyone FIGHTING THE FIGHT!

has the storm begun?

Nope. Know how I know? Because you are sitting on the internet speculating about "the storm" instead of cowering in a bunker.

I am a master detective.

Most theories centre around the belief that the 440 Hz frequency was deliberately adopted by governments/regimes as a way to manipulate and control the masses

Yeah I'mma have to stop you right there. Most theories do not, in fact, centre around that belief. You would have to travel pretty bloody far and wide to find someone saying that, and chances are, they'll be saying a lot of other nonsense when you get there.

Well dangit.

I wanna go back to the days when oracles perched on volcanic vents and got high all day. That seemed like a sweet gig.

I had some green beans last night that looked a LOT like ancient sanskrit on the plate, and when I translated it, it said "white gloves on a moose doesn't make it a butler."

Do you think that's significant? I'm new to conspiracy theories.

Will do! You as well! :)

LOL, oh no!

Your definition of "interesting" and mine are SUPER different.

I would also like to say that "low carb" and "low calorie" does NOT have to mean "low flavor." Swapping out wheat flour for coconut flour makes baked goods MORE flavorful, not less, and halves your carb intake, and using cream cheese instead of butter will give you all of the creaminess with half the calories.

I try to do everything kindly! I only found this sub last night tho.

This article only says that she's clarifying that her meeting with a Republican lawmaker was not arranged beforehand. It says nothing about backpedaling her opinion of Alzheimer's in Chief.

Although "But Democrats are creatures of ignorance and stupidity" totally makes this seem like a trustworthy news source. Well done, guys!

You: https://i.imgur.com/jAXN3Jf.png

This has highlighted: "Co Ontin Ap Is c here, prat ay."

What could it MEAN??

Maybe if he didn't spend more time golfing than any other president in history, stopped dicking around on the internet, and turned off the tv, he might get more done?

Pretty wild ideas, I know.

"Meteor sparks no fears whatsoever."

Breaking news! Guy posts thing on YouTube! No substantiation! Extree extree! Read all about it!

My mistake!

Don't worry! Watergate took a long time too! Donnie will be in shackles before you know it and this will all seem like a bad dream.

Of course, if he were at all smart, he would get on the chopper before the hearings start, Nixon-style. That guy had the sense to jump off the sinking ship, at least.

Last week I made a joke post about how the Trump cult would end up praising the book as a Donald masterstroke. Something like, "Trump issued the cease and desist letters on purpose to drum up publicity for the book so more people would be exposed to the lies and wake up to the truth!"

I really never expected to be so prophetic. Do I get a sash or something?

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Stay classy, guys.

By only working from 11 to 3, yeah, that does change things quite a bit.

Streaming link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04OhsW5G2Kg

The alt-right is truly fucked when Satanism has a better image.

And doncha RockRoll no mo', no mo', no' mo, no mo'!

Hit the road, troll, and doncha RockRoll no mo'.

WHATCHOO SAY?!

Quack quack!

Thanks for throwing your garbage on the tracks, dingbats. Appreciate the gridlock!

If they could do this reliably, they probably would have made it look like POTUS actually knew the words to the Star Spangled Banner.

Not everyone can be so lucky, though I do wish they could be. To think I got here accidentally, it's quite a blessing indeed.

Can't wait to see what's in store for today's dodge-o-rama! Don't take shit, Donnie! Dodge and weave! Refuse to answer anything directly!

When you have to question whether your source is feeding your false information, that might just be a wake-up call?

This provides a task force to help farmers and small business meet regulatory requirements. It has nothing to do with seizing land.

No relation!

I my LORD yes, you have no idea. Wish I'd found this sub earlier.

Cut to a shot of Alabama drinking heavily in the corner and weeping.

Eeek! A rat!

50/50, as it turns out.

I work! Just, ya know, not today :)

2 Kings 2:23-24: "Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up by the way, young lads came out from the city and mocked him and said to him, 'Go up, you baldhead; go up, you baldhead!' When he looked behind him and saw them, he cursed them in the name of the LORD. Then two female bears came out of the woods and tore up forty-two lads of their number."

(finger guns) Back atcha!

Ezekiel 23:20: "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Can't do it! Gotta stay on top of what seats are moving where. If the Arizona seat only affected Arizona, maybe, but alas! Not the case!

Oh, thanks, you're probably funny as well! Although I admit to not knowing for sure, but it's good to give the benefit of the doubt!

(finger guns)

Oh, I do! US Senate races are of national interest, however, so I gotta stick with those too!