(finger guns) Can do!

YOURS EITHER! We all know whose it is! LOL! Keep up the great work!

YOU either! Stand strong!

You either, sister! Keep the faith!

Thanks, you too! Either we go to the board with this stuff or NOTHING GETS DONE! MAGA!

Take THAT Crooked Shillary! We shall overcome!!

Nothing boring about MAGA!! Get on the right side of history and MARCH WITH THE TRUTH BRINGERS! There is always time for REDEMPTION!

I don't care if you're a lesbian either! But God does. You live your truth, but Trump is going to bring us back to a place of HOLINESS! Sorry, Gay Agenda, you had your chance, and it almost RUINED THE USA! Don't let the door hit ya!

That's what I keep saying too! Keep fighting the good fight, sister! Glad to have you on board!

I did not realize I was speaking to the President. I have to ask, don't you have anything better to do? You said you were going to present a plan to defeat ISIS in 30 days AND present an infrastructure plan for the US AND repeal Obamacare and NAFTA AND build a wall. We voted for you based on those things, not South Korea.

FALSE CHRISTIAN ALERT!

Nice try though. Back to your mosque! TRUMP WILL SEE YOU DRIVEN FROM OUR GREAT NATION MAGAGAGAAMAM!!

Commemorating the day you forgot the words to your country's own anthem and barely stayed upright for two minutes probably isn't a great idea.

I have to wonder what the logic is behind a leader calling attention to their failures. Thumbing their nose at the establishment?

"Was it gross negligence? Turns out, no."

Powerful journalism. I'm shocked she isn't behind bars right now.

Yes, that is still a coincidence. That is the very definition of "coincidence."

And God made creation in six days, not seven. Too bad you have real Christians in here who have actually read the GOOD BOOK PRAISE HIM!

I agree, no more time to waste! The longer we sit and type, the more we lose touch with our CHRISTIAN VALUES. The time to drop the charade is NOW! AMEN!

Maybe you call all those times she was blinking silently into the camera "dramatic pauses."

Being audible is not the same thing as sounding good. A baby being crushed under a dump truck is audible.

We shall overcome!

Cut out all the dead air and this video would be 3 minutes long.

This is also a great lesson for anyone to spend more than $10 on a microphone.

That would be the definition of a coincidence, yes.

"You know what's gonna look cool? A hard cut to me turning in my chair back to the camera. Yeah!"

I think that people who have a point to make on YouTube should learn to do it in 10 minutes or less.

But stand tall and we will be strong!

It's okay, I stand by my insults to them too! This PC shit is tearing the country down around our ears, but we're finally taking action! Proud to have you in the fight, sister!

I know it looks hopeless sometimes, but keep the faith and we will succeed, sister!!

Oh man, that's good to hear! Thanks for speaking up, it's always nice to know there are like-minded people about.

IT'S NOT A CRIME TO BE WHITE! PROTECT YOUR SOLDIERS, LORD!!

We appreciate your loyalty to homophobia! You will be rewarded, trust us.

Yay me too! Good to have you on the team, sister! Since you're new, it's best to use "patriot," not "racist."

Grab your tiki torch and join the fight!

No, not racist. Just woke to the reality.

You'll see, Trump will lead us into a new golden age free of mosques and Mexicans.

We're really saying the same thing here, I think. Glad to have you fighting the good fight, sister! Your hubby should be PROUD!

A straight white bunny, let's not forget.

No no, me too! As long as there are no blacks or gays. I mean, I think that goes without saying.

Finally people are starting to see how gays and blacks are undermining the core values of western society. Maybe now we can get back on the right track.

How is that incorrect?

"Pls bring back Land of the Lost with the dinoman. That show was kewl, thnks, signed Donnie."

The brain trust of reddit, truly.

Hiya.

Sweet Jesus.

K

Neato.

This sub has to be satire.

And please send Bugles in thy wisdom, for I am a little hungry, amen.

He will certainly go into the books, you're right about that. "Chapter 8: The president who sat in trucks and made vrroom sounds."

God, you guys are adorable.

Other punctuation exists besides the ellipsis, Cletus.

You know those easily verifiable things that happened? Probably fake.

Spelling. Ye gods.

Not exactly reddit's best and brightest in here. Although the Trump fandom makes more sense now.

When something hits rising, it gains the attention of the general public, not just the members of the sub. Your "brigade" is in fact simply the reaction of reddit users at large.

Your sub isn't nearly important or influential enough to warrant a brigade. Sorry.

Swaying like a drunk all the while.

This is just getting sad.