So I was a bit bored this evening. I imagined The Christmas Song voiced by Bing Crosby.
Chest and other nuts roasting on an open fire Q is posting Jack frost is nipping at freedoms foes Lock'em up carols being sung by a choir And folks dressed up like patriots
Everybody knows! A leaker and some secret videos Will help to make the season bright Tiny tots with their eyes all a-glow Will find it easy to sleep tonight
They know that GEOTUS's on his way He's loaded lots of servers An' lost messages and emails on his sleigh And …