I said it was run by the CIA long ago. More recently it appears to be run by Clinton Foundation and Planned Parenthood people, but this still doesn't mean they aren't CIA.
No. Jesus was there at the beginning and existed well before he had a human body.
As a point on this. Jesus had to meet the biblical rules of a sacrifice his point of death, which means no sin. This would also imply that he had to be a virgin, since most of the other sacrificial animals were that way.
Outside of Gnostic heresy Jesus did not marry, so no children, no line.
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Santa in its current incarnation is a proxy for Satan with the intent is to replace Jesus in Christmas. Actual history and historical figures are irrelevant when surrounded by a completely fabricated mythos involving Elves and Reindeer.