>>9895084 (pb)

>A flood of federal lawsuits against Giant Eagle over its coronavirus mask policy has reached more than 30 in western Pennsylvania, all claiming that the supermarket chain is violating the Americans with Disabilities Act.

Anons, the skirmishes have begun in earnest for control of this Battleground Key Swing-State. It's a good sign that the typically quiet, staid, law abiding population of western Pennsylvania are this riled up over Plandemic mask policies. In 2016, DJT narrowly won PA by 44,292 votes, a mere 0.72% margin with the remaining 268,304 (4.4%) votes going to third party and write-in candidates.

The other 5 Key, Swing-States to keep an eye on (no, not the polls, newfags) are Michigan, Wisconsin, Arizona, North Carolina and Florida. Maybe anons from these states could report in on significant news and habbenings and help guide the memefarmers on hot button topics as they come up.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_United_States_presidential_election_in_Pennsylvania

>>9896601

Just trying to draw attention away from Jizzlaine Maxwell's sudden arrest and after-shock waves of panic witnessed on the Left Coast in Pedowood with Bing's 27- floor triple gainer and the stunned silence of the named A-list celebs, Former New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson representing the SW, on the East Coast with the stuttering former US Sen. George Mitchell, Billionaire hedge funder Glenn Dubin, Leslie Wexner (gimme a BIG "Oye Vey!"), the "living in dark times" Bill and Killary, and across the pond we have Prince Andrew who immediately canceled his annual trip to Spain upon hearing the news and the surprising Ehud Barack (can you gimme another "Oye Vey!").

So of course it's all clown shills to their battle stations in an attempt to divert the World's attention away from the largest scandal ever of the modern era.

Imagine the most desperate game of 'Musical Chairs' ever, anons, as everyone of this list is sweating bullets and blood trying to decide whether to go the Bing Route, or to stand fast while all hope of this crucible going away slowly fades, or to take the safest option which is to immediately sit in the 'witness chair' IF it hasn't already been taken. If they don't take this last option there are so many others who surely will…

>>9897134

That's so fuggin funny anon. Whoever created this should devote the rest of their life to making moar of these. I can imagine POTUS laughing his azz off when Dan puts it in front of him. Maybe it's you, Dan, who made it. Whoever it was, May Kek Bless your clever little mischievous fingers. Please keep them coming. Top Kek.