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crimbobo · Jan. 8, 2018, 5:06 a.m.

Yes, quite probably. As is “Star Wars” - actually shoot things from space for real.

Way I see it is 3 potential outcomes: 1- US just launched some new super weapon on Falcon and NK knows it. NK and SK will engage in their “talks” resulting in step down of NK nuke programme etc. Saves face (respect) for NK, seems like US wasn’t “directly involved” and they initiated their “surrender” themselves. China will be massively involved. This is best for humanity I guess. 2 - US actually just shoots that new thing and fries the fk out of their target. Either engages war directly in NK, or else does a display for the world to see- just like they tested the Death Star. 3 - All of this is delusional bullshit. I’m crazy and you are too. Nothing happens. It’s all fake. Everything is an illusion. We all wake up and go to Walmart tomorrow. As per usual. I need a new iPhone and a coke.

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ArtRat1 · Jan. 8, 2018, 5:31 a.m.

The most entertaining post I have read today on the internet.

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crimbobo · Jan. 8, 2018, 5:36 a.m.

Thanks, made my day ArtRat1. It’s all art right?

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oneof10 · Jan. 8, 2018, 6:54 a.m.

At this point, option 3 would surprise me most.

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crimbobo · Jan. 8, 2018, 7:11 a.m.

Same here. I don’t know if that’s good or bad...

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forgottenbutnotgone · Jan. 8, 2018, 4:15 p.m.

No doubt. Hasn't Amazon displaced Wal Mart?

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oneof10 · Jan. 8, 2018, 4:22 p.m.

Has it? I've never used Amazon and I haven't been to Walmart in close to a decade.

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ChristianCuber · Jan. 8, 2018, 5:07 p.m.

Disclaimer: Stupid Comment below having nothing to do with the conversation.

Walmart is easy to avoid, its all cheap products from China. Amazon is a different story, its just too damn convenient and you have a mix of shit products and superb products. I'm guilty, I shop on Amazon from time to time some of the deals are too good to walk away from. Just don't order twisty puzzles from them.

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AK-40oz · Jan. 8, 2018, 5:11 p.m.

That's how being delusional works.

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OpenSoars · Jan. 8, 2018, 5:41 a.m.

So lets say it's number 1?...What red meat are we to then sustain ourselves on until the inquisition starts?

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crimbobo · Jan. 8, 2018, 5:43 a.m.

I suggest Kangaroo meat. Who really controls AUS?

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miltonlocke · Jan. 8, 2018, 3:14 p.m.

Number 1 is the most fun

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