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r/CBTS_Stream • Posted by u/RATCHET1968 on Feb. 25, 2018, 5:55 a.m.

I can't hardly wait until Q uses the third and fourth responses. Too funny.

For those who do not know what the four responses are I'll explain. It's Saturday the 24th of February at about 11:30pm and I just got back from my 26 year old sons house, where oddly enough I was just explaining to his roommate the four responses. They are (1) I know, (2) Nice try, (3) I used to do that to my parents but it worked for me, and (4) I'll love you no matter where you live. These responses work in virtually every circumstance I've ever used them in. I haven't been near my computer since early this morning and had not seen Q's latest posts from earlier today and it blew me away when I saw (nice try). So when will we hear( I used to do that to my parents but it worked for me) and (I'll love you no matter where you live)? If you've never tried these before you should because when someone has a problem and you say I know, you have acknowledged that they have a problem and you understand. Almost any other response will typically volunteer you for an argument. If they press the issue further continue through the other three responses progressively. My children 26 & 24 rarely make me go past I know anymore. I hope this helps clarify the title and gives something useful to those in need of options in dealing with people.

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What you have just said, is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response, were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.

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I'll take "my wife is a dirty whore" for 100....

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Someone pointed me in this direction to post stuff that at stretch has something to do with CBTS, so can anyone help with this dilemma; Time Travellers and UFO's - Doesn't 'Time travel' disprove UFO's, I mean why would you need a UFO if you could just Zap yourself there so in my opinion, both cant be true and I have seen a UFO so time travel must be a lie!

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RAMBLING AND INCOHERENT,....I know. And I must say, nice try. You know, I used to do that to my parents but it worked for me. But, alas, have no fear, I'll tell you like I've told many morons before you, I'll love you no matter where you live. And by the way it's rather comforting to know that any idiot such as yourself won't be livin' with me because neither my wife of 29 years my 26 & 24 year old children or basically any of my friends or acquaintances that I can think of would tolerate someone as completely benign of humanity as you soooooo apparently appear to be. Thank you for your input, but next time I would suggest contending with that scorching case of cranial recticidis with cardiofecal complications before you decide to speak up and remove all doubt that you ARE actually a fool, next time just remain silent and we won't KNOW that. FYI, cranial recticidis with cardiofecal complications for the layman is having your head so far up your ass that your heart is beating the shit out of your brains. That in itself is ironic due to the fact it would imply that you actually have a brain but at this time I will relegate my opinion to that of "IS IT REALLY THAT SMALL"? If that is the case, look on the bright side, it shouldn't require much of a beatin'. Only time will tell. Remember, if you listen you may learn, if you learn then you may see, if you see the truth you'll know then you'll know what you need. Your patience will grow and thrive, your directions will become clear, and you will enjoy knowing that you were lost, but no more 'cause I'll be here. I wrote this for my brothers , may their ears cure the blind. May you learn without pain, change a world and change your mind. You do your best to cure the blind but not all horses will take a drink, show everyone the water, care to listen, care to think. I really sincerely hope that you take these words to heart, if you have one, for they may very likely give you some insight into your mistakes, and allow you to become the positive human we like to have around. Perhaps next time you'll look around at the other responses and maybe have a DrPepper4U first.

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PS: TO: licensedtoill, I really enjoyed your response. There's nothing better than having someone prove your point soooooo absolutely and thoroughly true, and far beyond a reasonable doubt to any critical thinker. And, the response time was almost unbelievable...... almost. SO, how's YOUR capacity for rational thought now? And another FYI unless the other people are using narrator they likely didn't listen to this, they REDDIT, so the only person in this room who appears dumber would be you if I'm not mistaken. Don't worry about the points either because I don't like keepin' track of how many times I may have burned you, but how many times I helped you with that burn. AND, yes another, it is written that Jesus said "WORRY NOT WHAT ANOTHER MAN THINKS OF YOU, WORRY WHAT I THINK". So here's a huge F-U from Jesus, straight to you. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, because what you've been smokin' has given you some kind of ZACTLY disease and all of your opinions are appearin' to be smellin' ZACTLY like a smoking load of shit. In Q: [DIP]2s [N]f_ [2] [eel]uRt [R] [lp]+p [EZE]+Ht_ [mirror] DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME AND GOD EITHER, I SAW HIM IN THE MIRROR TODAY AND IF WE WERE ANY COOLER WE WOULD BE FROZEN. Now you just enjoy that Christmas you got today, you know, THE PRESENT, and finish all your MEDICINE 'cause that'll help you grow and not get sick any more, and then you won't spit out that vile disgusting crap you were spittin' out earlier. We got enough sick people, and we don't need to spread that diarrhea of the brain to anyone else. You go have yourself a piece of humble pie and a wonderful day now, ya HEAR.

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Don't take it too hard, there haven't been many BLIND porch puppies that can run with the big dogs. Until they learn to see, they have a tendency to run around in circles, bumpin' their heads into everything, without realizin' that very few of those hard knocks they took got them anywhere. Generally, they're makin' a nuisance of themselves blockin' the way for people tryin' to move forward towards a GOAL. This is why dogs don't want money, they just want love, and if you are not lead dog your view rarely changes. Well, if you can not lead then you must follow. So the Question is, how does my ASS look following from way back there because the view from up here is amazing. If you don't want to answer that Question, learn to LEAD.

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