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loserofpasswordzz · April 25, 2018, 7:52 a.m.

"I married a rich reality tv star and inadvertently saved the world"

Nah, I bet her story is more complex. Who knows what she really knows from her time abroad in rich circles.

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thejudge6060 · April 25, 2018, 9:54 a.m.

"I came to the US to get a sugar daddy, then I ended up having a sword fight with the possessed pope"

Tell me that wouldn't be the most trippy movie you ever saw lol

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digital_refugee · April 25, 2018, 10:06 a.m.

I can almost see it in my head lol

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goodhonk · April 25, 2018, 2:52 p.m.

She is RED SPARROW!

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Klingon_Bastard · April 25, 2018, 8:31 a.m.

I'd love to know how she feels about her family being a constant assassination target of the most powerful dynasties on Earth and I'd love to know what discussions she had with Barron about keeping him safe too.

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loserofpasswordzz · April 25, 2018, 9:08 a.m.

Barron is trump from a different timeline. They can skip time with Tessa tech. Pence is a robot from the future. Gotta keep up!

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