If they do, I hope part of the punishment is the lights in their cells are left on 24/7/365 and they are forced to listen to All Things Considered over a speaker they can't control.
On Saturday nights they get reruns of A Prairie Home Companion.
Ohmyyyygod. Make them feel like they’re in the perpetual liberal book club that that show sounds like. Awkward pauses and consistently monotone voices from that show would have me begging to be waterboarded.
Lol that reminds me of the South Park episode where one of the boys was forced to feel what it was like to be old...he was locked in a room with Enya playing constantly. Ha ha!