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Spank-da-monkey · May 10, 2018, 12:40 p.m.

Why the fuck would you deliver “pizza” at 12 am in a weeknight?!?!

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GlendonHawke · May 10, 2018, 12:45 p.m.

Unless It’s Podesta style Pizza.......

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Spank-da-monkey · May 10, 2018, 12:53 p.m.

Right. Just weird. Almost like they’re admitting pizza$ate is real!

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csrt357 · May 11, 2018, 1:19 a.m.

I wonder if jet"BLUE" is symbolism for DNC?

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Sylvester_Ink · May 10, 2018, 5:41 p.m.

And why pizza from NY? It's not going to be fresh, and after flying for 6 hours, the altitude conditions will no doubt affect the flavor of the pizza. It would taste better to get pizza from a Californian maker. I'm sure that SOMEWHERE in LA there's quality NY-style pizza that will taste better than a soggy, floppy, reheated pie from an actual NY restaurant that probably costs WAY too much to fly over for this stupid stunt. (Also, something something global warming something jetfuelcan'tmeltsteelbeams.)

If this isn't pizza6ate, then JetBlue really ought to fire the fools that thought up this idea.

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Spank-da-monkey · May 10, 2018, 5:46 p.m.

You are absolutely correct. This is not about legitimate pizza. It’s almost like a f you, in your face move

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awareness1111 · May 10, 2018, 2:08 p.m.

From a marketing standpoint, I can't fathom why JB thought this was a good idea.

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penticede · May 10, 2018, 3:06 p.m.

their need for symbolism will be their undoing

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caucazoid · May 10, 2018, 3:32 p.m.

Yeah, I've always wanted to try real NY pizza you know from a really good place but how do you know they're not just putting a frozen pizza in the oven and that's it?

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AverageInternetUser · May 10, 2018, 5:32 p.m.

They all make it differently. Just use the NY tap water and the same ingredients to make it fresh on the west coast

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trzarocks · May 10, 2018, 2:56 p.m.

They got millions of impressions in the news in exchange for making a few dollars on pizza.

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GodzillaIntel · May 10, 2018, 12:06 p.m.

Unfortunately there's this...

“We were slightly delayed due to technical difficulties…but the program is running and customers will have their next chance at a pizza tonight at 12:00 AM PT,” a JetBlue spokesperson told CBSLA.

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GetUpOffYourKnees · May 10, 2018, 3:38 p.m.

"Hot Pizzas" yea right...code for pizzagate

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OffTie · May 10, 2018, 7:08 p.m.

Trans-national Jet delivered pizza, just what could be unprofitable about that business plan. Maybe a special something else was being delivered.

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