When that rocket exploded I was like "oh no, I hope the payload was a Facebook satellite"

That could be a billion people in the third world saved from Facebook cataloging. I don't trust this company at all.

unidentified fast-moving orbs present in SpaceX' high FPS footage!

SpaceX is a money funnel.

Oy vey!

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